An email I received at work from hubby on the 3rd of Dec:

Okay, this one is funny.
It was potty time for the group he was in.
He goes in and washes his hands.
Susan points out that he is supposed to wash his hands after he uses the toilet, which he hasn't done yet.
So he goes back in, does his business, and comes back out, saying he doesn't need to wash his hands again.
Susan said she was like 'Huh?' So she goes in the bathroom, and see's that he's peed in the shower.
His logic was, that since he hadn't touched the toilet, he needn't wash.
She was laughing as she told me this, but he got a time-out for it.