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| The first mother fucking news article |
Well, hello my little robots. I hope you're doing well. This is my fucking news, and I know you're going to enjoy it.. So let's get the party going.
President Obama had a meeting with his joint chefs of staff regarding options for the troops. While, I would get off my mother fucking ass and bring them home like I said I would, Obama had a 90 minute meeting only to realize that he's going to have another fucking meeting to review what can be done. Next week, the Pentagon will be sending him reports regarding the troops conditions.. Let's just ignore the fucking fact that they're in a mother fucking war and probably won't be doing to well as a fucking result.
Meanwhile it is estimated that over 1,000 troops have been wounded in Afghanistan in the past three months! Well, seems we just got that mother fucking report for you Obama. It seems IED's are now the weapon of choice for those monkeys we call the Taliban. Sadly our shit ass vehicles can't handle the explosions that result from thes little basterds. According to the Pentagon, casualties in Afghanistan are much higher than that of Iraq... Something that I personally find to be royally fucked up! Morrell (The Pentagons' speaking monkey to the press) had this to say: "It shows you how we are the targets and how effectively they are targeting us." What he fails to mention is it's also a very good fucking indicator as to how our fucking troops are doing.. Not that Obama is good with "smack in the face" images.
This article is fairly short, but I'm sure you'll get the fucking point. Okay robots, I hope you've been somewhat programmed away from our shitty society's way of thinking. This is the Raven signing out.
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