As "The Real MC" I solemnly swear to uphold the right to speak freely for the silent majority, doing my best to dispel all myths and mysteries bedazzling the common man.
As "The Real MC" I vow to use my lofty mantle to help better all of mankind, so that all persons can revel in the glory and gospel that is the way and the word of The Real MC.
As "The Real MC" I pledge to give my heart, health, mind and soul to forever walk the path of the free-spirited, open-minded and brutally honest.
I shall endure, forever.
The Real MC.
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