So, me and my girlfriend, we're not  man-haters. That's a far stretch. But we do agree that mose men are a disappointment.  So I  made  a list  of why I like girlfriends better than boyfriends.
1. Kelsey never grabs her crotch when she is sitting down or trying to make a point.
2. She also never complains about how long I take to get ready.
3. When Kelsey says she's been in my pants, it's literal sometimes, since we swap jeans.
4. Kelsey (and other girls) kiss WAY softer than any guy I've ever kissed.
5. Kelsey can hold my purse at a store and not feel uncomfortable.
6. She's also SOOOOO much more attractive than most men.
7. She has boobs. (Guys with man boobs are not as attractive).
8. When I'm a bitch, she completely understands why.
9. Kelsey never would cheat on me with guy (the best thing about her not liking guys)
10. She loves me more.