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What would I do?

My girlfriend was thinking a lot today.
So she asked me. What would you do if things happened to me?
And so I answered her questions. Which went like this.......

Kelsey: What would you do if I ran away?
Me: First I'd cry. Then I'd hope it was my house that you ran away too. Then we'd run away together. To the secret island I bought. Complete with tiki men and drinks.

Kelsey: What would you do if I was kidnapped?
Me: I would be the kidnapper. For rizzle. I'd never let you go, for all the ransom in the world.

Kelsey: What would you do if I died?
Me: I'd bury myself next to you. And then cry.

Kelsey: What would you do if I told you I hated you?
Me: I'd cry. Until the day I died.

Kelsey: What would you do if I meant it?
Me: I'd cry harder. and probably not make it through life.

Kelsey: What would you do if I told you i loved you?
Me: Smile. You say that everyday.

Kelsey: What would you do if I meant it?
Me: Smile more. You mean it everytime.

Kelsey: What would you do if I cried in front of you?
Me: I'd hug you. And then beat up whoever made you cry. For rizzle.
You are my everything. And the only reason you should cry is if you
are so happy that tears form in your eyes.

Kelsey: What would you do if you were the reason I was crying?
Me: I'd beat myself up. Unless you were crying because you were
happy because of me. Like if I asked you to marry me and you cried.

Kelsey: What would you do if I told you i was moveing FARRRR away?
Me: I'd move with you. Who needs stinky old michigan anyways? Besides, you'd
never leave me. You love me too much.

Kelsey: What would you do if I went emo?
Me: I'd hug you. And be like "it's okay emo kid, life's not that bad". but.. wait. emo kids explode when you hug them... so i'd just say the whole life's not so bad thing. But, you are kind of emo with your hot little hair and all and your extra thick eyeliner.

Kelsey: What would you do if I went prep?
Me: I'd tell you go back to Bloomfield, lmao. Just kidding. I love you to bits. I'd love you no matter what you are.
But I know you'll always be the laid back dirty hippie I fell in love with.

Kelsey: What would you do if went gay?
Me: Hahaha. You already are. With me. And you love it so so much.

Kelsey: What would you do if I slapped you?
Me: Ow. If it was anyone but you, I'd kick their teeth in. But. since i love you, you'd only slap me if I really needed it. So.. probably nothing. Except realize what a bitch I was being.

Kelsey: What would you do if if i stopped talking to you?
Me: I'd cry. and call your house everyday like the stalker I am.

Kelsey: What would you do if I kissed you?
Me: Kiss you back. You always steal my breath away when you kiss me.

Kelsey: What would you do if I hugged you?
Me: Hug you so hard you couldn't breath. and probably feel u up in the process.
Spread the Love.

Kelsey: What would you do if I took a bullet for you?
Me: I'd shoot myself to make it even. Because I love you. And then I'd find the stupid fuck who shot you. and rub their face into the cement. Then I'd bring you flowers in the hospital. and candy. and hot me all wrapped up in a bow. all for you.

Kelsey: What would you do if I fell?
Me: I'd catch you. And hold you up for as long as you needed it. Because we live for each other, we are each other's support.