Fairytale endings are nothing but lies.
I hope all the dragons break free and the prince charmings die.

Cinderella's nothing but a soot covered wimp.
Her friends are all mice and Prince Charming's a wanna be pimp.
With a pumpkin carriage and fairy god mum to grant all my wishes,
I wouldn't be home on a Saturday night cleaning house for them bitches.
So she can take them glass slippers and run for the hills.
And keep her Prince Charming and all of his frills.

Sleeping Beauty's a hoe who couldn't stand the sight of blood.
She pricked her finger on a spinning wheel and hit the floor with a thud.
Bad enough she took a deep sleep, but took her whole castle with her.
And all it took was a kiss from a Prince to make her stir.
So pack up your spinning wheel and run away with your stupid prince.
And everytime you get pricked by a picker, I hope that you wince.

Snow white was a dumb bitch to begin with, taking food from a stranger.
 I would have watched her eat the whole apple before telling her of the danger.
She lived with seven ugly men before she up and died.
Awoken by 'true love's' kiss and ready for a ride.
Now she's stuck with Prince Charming for the rest of her years.
And she'll probably end up dying again for pissing off bitches with talking mirrors.

Rupunzel was a blonde who couldn't keep her legs shut.
Running around town like a horny little slut.
So they locked her in a tower to keep her ass out of trouble.
And away from anything that drank beer, belched or grew stubble.
She'll call up her boy toy and throw down her hair.
Let him climb up it and get her freak on up there.
Rupunzel I hope that all of your hair falls out.
And your Prince Charming will leave you for someone else with no doubt.

Fairytale endings are nothing but lies.
I hope all the dragons break free and the Prince Charmings die.

~The Midnight Cowgirl