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The world sucks. Thats why I plan on building a space ship with lazers and leaving. I think im going to take a few people with me to start a new human empire. And then one day in the future like a thousand years from now the two empires, the Terran Empire of Gliza 581-C(me) and the United Earth Dominion. there would be a huge civil war as the UED would try and take over the TEG and we would of course win, because we rule and stuff, and we would be reunited with earth, the homeland, except it would be like, a waste land because the UED sucks and they trashed it and stuff. we would clean it up, and plant trees in THE BEST photo-op EVER. and then we would re populate it and make it the Colonial Capital of the TEG. The UED would be lost, floating around the galaxy because we totally pwned them and they wouldnt even be the UED anymore cus we took earth. they would be more like the USD. The United Suckie-army Dominion. Of course, scientists that i took with me would engineer a way to live forever and i would be the permanent leader of the TEG. Of course i would be a fair and wise ruler, and all of my subjects would love me. Even my prisoners from the TEG-UED war would love me.and they wouldnt even wanna rejoin their people cus they like me better. And we would have like 10,000 planets under our rule, and like a trillion people and like a million ships and we would totally pwn the Borg. Our 1337ness would be uncomparable. Anyone wanna sign up to come with me? I mean, if you come on the first voyage, ill make you live forever too! So whadyasay? you coming?
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