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| Tips when going to a Cypriot Cinema
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Don't be alarmed at the screaming, gurgling mass of limbs and torsos in front of the ticket office. This is in fact, the Queue.
Carefully insert yourself into this mass, keeping your hands at your sides at all time to avoid injury.
Do not attempt any sudden movements as, like dinosaurs, your fellow queuers are attracted by movement and will tear you apart.
Instead remain calm, avoid eye contact and slowly inch yourself towards the front of the line.
If you suddenly find yourself in front of the paying window, promptly pay and leave as soon as possible, avoiding bodies and booytraps.
Dependin on skill, timing and the popularity of your choosen film, you might make it in time to see the begining of your film (hearing it is an altogther different matter).
Not for the Faint Hearted.
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