Well today is a landmark day – an anniversary of sorts.

I got home yesterday after a shitty night at work. I ended up buying some food, as I had none in the house. The kids of course had their food.
I came home and put everything away, and settled into a normal morning.
I checked my sites, tugged one out and went to bed about 8:30.
I woke up at around 11 am because I had to piss.
I lay back down and was up around 2 or so.
Last night I discovered that someone had posted an obit for my dad on a website. Well it was not his obit sort of.
I called the good sister and we determined that the evil sister posted a long, inaccurate obit about our dad in her local newspaper because she was mad because she didn’t get to write the official obit.
Yes, my evil sister is crazy.
Anyway, her obit was so wrong it was pathetic.
I remember the first version that she attempted to pass off would say like “He is survived by so many great grand children except the late so and so (the evil sisters grand daughter). She never would mention other family members just her offspring.
This site apparently posted it and now I am going to email them and have it removed.
My good sister was pretty upset about it. Well, until her and I got into about who was at Dad’s funereal and who was at Mom’s funeral.

Well I tried to make some phone calls after that.
I talked to Renee who will be gone until Thursday. I should still be able to talk to her but not in the middle of the night.
She is going on some training somewhere in the Midwest.
I got to work and the clerk before me was upset because of the note that the boss had left about a week ago. She was upset because of its wording.
She reiterated several posts that I made openly about how clean this store is despite what the boss says, and how the boss never does her job when she works.
I got an early start on my work and was finished about 11:30.
Barry, Charles, and Charles’ Dad came in. They were just leaving to go to work in another state. I guess everything is up and running. I won’t get to talk to them but ever couple of days this time of year.
I forgot to pay him for the starter.

So I am now here writing this entry.
SHE hasn’t responded to my latest email yet, and I don’t expect HER to. SHE has her kid this weekend and I hope they both are having a great time.
I hope SHE writes soon. I am going into withdrawals without hearing that ding notifying me that I got an email from HER.
Eileen hasn’t been in tonight. Doesn’t surprise me though.

Well today is May 5.
According to IMDB.com:
Archbishop James Ussher, who in the seventeenth century, calculated that the birth of the world was on Sunday 23 October 4004BC. According to his calculations, Adam and Eve were thrown out of Paradise on Monday, 10 November.

I don’t know how he figured that shit out but I can tell you that he left out one important factor.
He never mentions when Lucifer was cast from Heaven.
I tried to figure it out and I can’t tell you when that occurred but I can tell you that Satan was sitting at T.G.I. Friday’s on May 5, 2001.
He had taken the form of a separated mother of two, named Sue.
I couldn’t tell you if her transformation was complete from evil incarnate to being the devil in disguise. She wore shoes so you couldn’t see her cloven hooves. She never ate with her mouth open though I do remember, when I turned my head, hearing the swish and suck of food from her plate by her long snake like forked tongue.
Believe me that was the only time she used that tongue!

She cast her spell, and for quite a while I was under the curse of this she-devil.
On July 17, 2003, I was able to cast Pazuzu back to hell and rid myself of her evil influence once and for all.
The only hope became my ability to notice other’s caught under her curse.
Her two hounds of hell were captured angels that I was able to rescue over time.
We connected subconsciously. You could see in their eyes the hurt and pain of being locked into a prison life of servitude under the daughter of Satan.
After their rescue and escape, they became grew and assumed their natural form of heaven sent beings under my care. They became my Roo Roo and Kate N Ears!

I kid. Things weren’t that bad. We had some good times and I wonder where we would be today if we had stuck together.
I would probably have stomach cancer from all the drinking, but the daydreams of my freedom would make me forget about the pain!

Come to think about it. She did eat a LOT of green pea soup!!!