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| Farmer and the Gay Rooster |
Now I'm sure you've all already heard this old joke. But with all the problems we hear on the News daily, or those of our friends or families, or as unlikely as it sounds, those that each one of us have in our own lives, we need a smile every now and then even if it's an old smile. So here we go.
This farmer was rasing chickens and his Rooster was getting old. The farmer knew that before long the only thing his Rooster would be good for was frying up for supper, so he had to get himself a new young Rooster. He had gone through quite a few but ended up shooting them all. So he went out and got another new, fit, young Rooster. The old Rooster didn't like the compitition and he didn't like all his hens drooling over these young fit Roosters either. He saw the farmer sitting on his porch and knew he always carried his shotgun just in case a fox tried to get his chickens. So just like the others he challenged this young Rooster to a race around the house, but told him it would only be fair if he could have a big head start since he was much older. The young Rooster wanted to make a good impression on all those hens so he agreed. They got ready and the old Rooster took off, then the young Rooster took off. They were getting almost to the porch where the farmer was sitting when the Old Rooster slowed just enough for the Young Rooster to get right behind him. As they were passing the farmer the Old Rooster started yelling "Help Me!, Help Me! " The farmer looked down, grabbed his shotgun and BLAM!! shot the Young Rooster killing it right there. The farmer said, "Damn!! Another Gay Rooster!!"
Hope this put a Big  Smile on someone's face today.
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Posted by TBerry on 2009-07-29 10:05:00 | Rating: | Views: 75
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