| Friday night: the Internet, Volume One |
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I'm very cold and getting tired. I woke Robert up a little while ago. I needed his help changing the ring in my septum, and I can tell you, he wasn't pleased.
I think we may end up having to go to [insert hometown here] tomorrow. I'd really rather not, but we have little choice. The family planning clinic in [Insert town of current residence here] is not up to my standards. I might be snooty, but we're talking about my carnal treasure here. I have the luxury of being picky since we don't have to pay for gas. A two hundred mile round-trip is much more manageable when it doesn't cost you $80.00 to make it.
...Howard, my beautiful dog, will of course have to go. He's so adorable, and it irritates the shit out of Robert. He's almost too ashamed to call him his. Poor Robert finds it unacceptable that a male dog should be so gorgeous. It's a combination of that and the way I fawn over the animal almost constantly. I'm proud, what can I say?
I'll be so thankful once the semester is finally over. I'm getting bored with my classes, and I'm running out of steam at an alarming rate. I'm also really excited about this spring's line-up too. Not only does the subject matter of all my classes interest me, but three of the five will be with Jane, my B.F.F. I can't possibly ask for more.
Over and out.
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