As many jokes as I make about men, I still think they are wonderful. Not perfect, of course, but what fun would a perfect man be? Well, maybe a lot, but it’s no fun waiting your whole life to find out whether he exists or not.
There’s certainly nothing wrong with being manly. But what makes a man manly depends on who you ask. If you ask me (which of course, no one did), it has nothing to do with your muscles, or your bank account, or the number of women you’ve banged. The most awesomely manly man is the one who feels no need to prove his manliness to the world; he just lives it. He excels without tearing down others. He takes life by the horns. He doesn’t classify everything as “cool” or “not cool”. He looks you in the eye and doesn’t play games. He knows some things are more important than others. Find a man like that, and you’d better hang onto him!
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You are going to make me a delicious dinner and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs and we are going to have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
Thought for today: It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men
Posted by Sober on 2008-04-21 20:02:08 | Rating: | Views: 80
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