Well, here's an addition to the 10 things that irritate me blog, by request from the only one who will probably read it because he PROMISED! Look ADH, everything irritates me but I never really think of it till it's happening, so no, I didn't make it to 100 YET. Keep watching, I'm sure I will..lol
1. Lighting the wrong end of the cigarette in the dark. Especially if it's my last one and I can't find a damn knife or scissors. Then I'm forced to just rip the butt off and smoke it that way.
2. Assholes that honk When I'm walking only to cause me to jump out of my skin and look like an idiot.
3. People that stare. Well, people that look at me period.
4. Friends that think they can trick me by watering down my booze so I'll drink "less." Ha ha. Jokes on you f***ers. I'm an alcoholic. I know when there's water in it. (True story. My friend Tim did that to me a couple months ago and I called him on it and then proceeded to flip out. Needless to say I got the booze back that he poured into a different container.)
5.Mornings. First of all because I woke up. Second of all because there is just NOTHING good about mornings. I'm like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.
6.Nights. Sleep does not come easy.
7.Days. Well, just because I'm awake and alive..lol
8.Bags that break as I am walking and they contain my ONLY bottles of... whatever. Oh, how that pisses me off.
9.Kids that yell, "That didn't hurt!" when you swat them on their ass. I myself don't believe in spanking, but a friend of mine had some real monsters that she gave me permission to spank. I told her I didn't believe in that, but believe me after a while I did. (With them)
10.People that can't take the time to at least rinse their dishes when they know someone else has to do them. Nothing like scraping crusty bullshit off for an hour.
11.Having to "conserve" my alcohol to assure I won't run out. Damn that's pathetic.
12.Loud stereos. Unless they're mine.
13.People in scary movies that insist on doing stupid shit and I look like a fool screaming at the TV.
14.Cats in heat. Need I say more?
15. Stepping in dog or cat shit and not realizing it till it's been tracked all over the house.
16.Love scenes in movies or on TV. I either fast forward, change the channel if it's TV, or leave the room. Yep, I hate it.
17. Breaking news reports in the middle of something REALLY good. Especially when it's some dumbass political shit. Sorry.
18. Having to pee when I'm on the phone and the person on the other end is in the middle of a ramble. Sometimes I just go. To hell with it.
19.Freecreditreport.com commercials. Grrr....
20. Being on hold.
21. Warm beer. No offense to people that like it:)
22. Jerry freaking Springer! Why is he still on the air????????
23.Ice that goes all over the floor when you pop the ice tray.
24. People that leave empty pitchers in the fridge. Why????
25.People in stores that seem to be deaf even after you say "Excuse me." like 3 times to get by them.
26. Trying to remember all of the things that irritate me when I know there is millions more..lol.
I'm done for now. I'll think of more I'm sure. Sorry ADH. I'm slow;)
Sorry, had to edit. something just happened to make me think of another one and I didn't want to forget. Guess I better just start saving the shit in a file.
27. People that do not know how to work their car alarms and let them go off forever. It happens ALL the time in this apt complex. One night someone's went off for 6 hours(no shit) and there was people outside screaming, beating on their door and everything. Why the cops didn't come deal with it is beyond me.
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