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A friendly young man walks house to house flashing the latest vacuum
demonstrations all across town. Though no one is fairly interested in what
he is selling, the young man comes across yet another house.
The young man knocks on the front door and patiently waits. A little old
woman answers the door in her bath robe and glares back at the young man.
"Well good afternoon, ma'am! I'm here to show you the latest technology in
vacuums." He replied.
"I don't have any money and I already have a damn vacuum." The old lady
replied in a stern voice.
The old woman turned her back and started to shut the door. The sales man
quickly shoved his foot in the crease of the door, so she wouldn't say no
quite yet. The old lady turned around noticing the young man getting in
the way of her closing the door and snapped back.
"Just what the hell do you think your doing?" she replied.
"Ma'am, let me quickly demonstrate our new product." he said.
The sales man then pushes his way into the old woman's home, almost
knocking her over. He drags the vacuum and a small bag of manure beside
him. He then rips open the bag of manure, and pours it out onto the
carpet."
"Now if my vacuum can't clean this up, I will personally eat every last
bit of manure, until it's cleaned up off your carpet." he replied proudly.
"Well, let me go get ya a fork - because my electric is turned off
asshole!" replied the old woman!
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Posted by Snapz on 2008-07-16 12:34:36 | Rating: | Views: 75
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