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The Child of the Devil...MY SISTER!

  *sigh* I had a crappy day today. My sister kept exageratting on how shitty I looked . She even said I smelled bad, I mean I didnt expect my sis to be shoving her nose in my armpits...actually...that was the LAST thing I expected. Especially from her. Then she goes ahead and dumps a bottle of cologne on me. It was my dad's and damn... it was so strong that I nearly passed out. Even my brother choked when he was near me and he asked who the girl was, that I was trying to make a "good impression" on. I was thinking WTF????? Good ol' mom just raised her eyebrows at me and smiled knowingly...it was really aggravating. Before, I can point an accusing finger at my sister , she smiled so damn irritatingly at my mom and told her that I was going to ask out Rachel. Ok, well Rachel is this girl I know, and I've hated her ever since I can remember (I still do). I'm pretty sure my mom (and sister) knows this...but INSTEAD my mom goes..."Ohhhhhh sweetie...I am so proud of you...I never thought you were shy!" Then, she ,like, throws her arms around me and starts talking about how it was "OK" to tell a girl you liked her, and being mean to her was not the way. I'm just sitting there thinking "THE HELL???" I'd rather commit suicide or eat fresh doggy shit , then ever go out with *shudder* RACHEL. Wow, even reading that name in my blog gives me the jitters. Then later on in the day, my sister asks me my opinion on her new hot pink! (yuck) dress that she bought at this "Princess Fairyland" store (the store was actually Limited Too, but w/e Princess Fairyland suits it better). You know the saying "Honesty is the Best Policy?" Well,  I actually decided to be honest and so I told her it looked like shit. She got pissed off at me and told me to "Salvate in my bchiness."
#1 Bitch means female dog, and lmao I AM NO FEMALE (SEE?? I can even prove it)
#2- I DO NOT SALVATE...well, on second thought...maybe over food, but thats about it.
Well, later. Peace.

STILL STINKING OF COLONGE *gag* =[

P.S SKITTLES RULE!!! YUM YUM!!!

Posted by Skittles_456 on 2008-05-01 01:10:17 | Rating: n/a | Views: 327


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Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-01 01:13:52
 
WOW!!! If you had my sister she would have asked Rachel out for you...then told your mom something stupidly romantic.
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-01 01:18:32
 
Haha my sis. wouldnt dare ask Rachel out for me...Rachel would punch her if she so much as heard my name. Don't ask why we hate eachother..its a long story lol!
 
 

Posted by
ScarletBlack
on 2008-05-01 19:08:46
 
XD. Colonge reeks.

I don't have a sister (or sibling for that matter), but after hearing so many horror stories of them, I don't want one. Ever.

Sigh...My mom would've done the exact same thing (if I was, you know. A guy.) She is convinced that I like this dumb blond (seriously) named Cason. He's in my science class, and makes me want to find a rusty scapel in which I may impale myself with, because he asks so many goddamn questions about the same thing. And he still doesn't get anything.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-01 19:46:53
 
i thouoght you liked cason too. hey haley, do you want my sibs. the prices are -1000000 for my sister and a piece of gum for my brother. (tannas 10, djs 9)
 
 

Posted by
kick_ass_writer42
on 2008-05-03 00:19:15
 
Hey, theres a litle sib here u no. but it true, we lil sibs try so hard to annoy thes*** out of are older sibs. forchenetly, my older sib,Greald, is in collage, which give a break. unforchnetly, my 9 year old cuz live with me, so its kinda like i do hav a lil sib. but forchently, we get along. most of the time.
 
 

Posted by
ScarletBlack
on 2008-05-03 15:02:49
 
Ha. I'm the baby of the cousin thing. One is a year older, the other was in high school when I last saw her (which was like, 3 years ago. lol) I'm too shy to annoy the shit outta people, though.
 
 

Posted by
alesis
on 2008-05-03 16:15:22
 
i dont have a sib!!!!!!!!!!! yay me!!!!!!!!! glad too. little kids annoy the shit outta me, even when theyre not trying to annoying. last weekend we went to my family reunion on a farm, a.k.a. the awesomest place ive ever been, its a 6 hour car ride, and josh and rachel would not leave me alone!!!!!!!!!! josh is 5 and rachel is 3.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-03 21:43:59
 
haley u only have two cousins i have like a million. most of them are teenage boys, or girls (more boys). i live though, but all them and my sibs someone is gonna die
 
 

Posted by
Dragonwitch
on 2008-05-03 21:55:05
 
Okay I'm the oldest of 2. My sister is 11 and I'm 13. She's DEMONIC. Everyone says (cough*gifta*cough)she's so sweet. Obviously they don't live with her. She's the blonde version of me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! But I've always wanted a big brother to annoy the hell out of.
 
 

Posted by
alesis
on 2008-05-04 16:14:48
 
CARLY, your sister is not a blonde. i have seen her. maybe youre color blind. btw, sorry bout your day skittles.
 
 

Posted by
pinkstar2008
on 2008-05-06 09:39:36
 
wow sorry. i would kill myself.
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-06 23:50:00
 
I nearly did..lol. Yea scarlet I have no idea who cason is but, I feel your pain. You still need your grammer teach... Kick_ass, UNFORTUNATELY Scarlet isnt really doing her job well...haha
 
 

Posted by
ScarletBlack
on 2008-05-07 21:06:06
 
DON'T MAKE ME FEEL RELATED TO MY PSYCHOPATHIC ENGLISH TEACHER!!!!

Sorry. Touchy topic. Anyway.

"Back in the days, you used to be able to defend rap music intellectually. It's a little hard to defend 'Move, bitch, get out of the way.'
"Well...There was a bitch in his way, that he needed to move. That's incentive to move the bitches in YOUR way!"

-Chris Rock.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-07 21:19:25
 
thats funny
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-09 23:46:27
 
LOL!
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-09 23:51:37
 
the songs called get back (idk its close) by ludacris (cept hes talking to a guy therefore not a bitch)
 
 

Posted by
Alexandria666
on 2008-05-12 15:17:24
 
My borther pours on the colonge every morning before school. "Damn! I smell good!" Thats what he's says. Less is more but he doesn't seem to get it. It's embrassing when people ask you why your brother smells so bad. Im sorry your sister is a bitch.
 
 

Posted by
alesis
on 2008-05-17 12:11:35
 
how old is your sis?
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-17 16:52:17
 
My sis is 13 (almost 14). I feel so sorry for myself =(
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-17 16:57:22
 
Well, i feel sorry for her. I wonder which of you would be harder 2 live w/.
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-18 01:11:24
 
My sis, no doubt. Have you seen her??? Helll-ooooo, people take one look at her and run the other direction screaming bloody murder.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-18 01:13:12
 
so you say
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-18 01:24:31
 
Whattt? don't believe me? Well ur just messed up. *pats head sympathetically* Its ok, its no deal breaker. LOL
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-18 01:28:42
 
first of all you probably cant reach my head and second if you could...well i didnt think of anything yet but ill get back 2 u
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-18 01:32:52
 
hay im actually taller than you, butthead.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-18 01:33:17
 
u dont know me
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-18 01:37:17
 
OK *sigh* your half an inch taller than me but still.... Anyway i 4got, I dont pat heads well atleast yours...I WACK them. Im still growing anyway and soon i'll be able to step on you. Then i'll laugh.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-18 01:40:59
 
u wish, im still growing as fast as ever soon ill be like 8'6 and you will NOT even compare
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-18 01:50:21
 
Thats impossible. And don't u dare say "anything is possible." Oh wait, I can always wear stilts. Hehehe
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-18 01:52:47
 
Ima smartypants. Some of gifts brain cells are transferring to mine. YAY! whoo-whoooo.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-18 01:54:25
 
u wish. once again. and the world's tallest person is 8'6 thank u very much
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-18 01:56:13
 
Well, w/e there is a 0 percent chance your gonna b the next tallest person so go and SUCK IT.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-18 01:56:56
 
do remind me what u want me 2 suck
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-18 01:58:01
 
NAW...i'll just leave it at that...its more dramatic ya' know.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-18 02:02:39
 
ha ha.
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-18 02:03:56
 
You know wut??????? I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. I'm gonna come over to your house and gun ya' down. Along w/ sb01. You both piss me off, but i'll bring sb01 back to life tho. D/wrry i'll dig you a fine grave, so you'll love me still. CUZ I KNOW deep, deep down YOU. LOVE. ME.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-18 02:09:39
 
*cough* u do not know where i live. and if u kill me, no matter how nice the grave i still wont luv u. oh well poor u
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-18 02:15:58
 
Well, all I have to do is communicate w/ sb01 (excluding the part about her getting killed too) and tell her "I wanna kill gifts." She'll give me your street address, house number, and everything. Then, *cha-ching* my plan is in action. U do too LOVE ME. you only are saying you dont because its a cover-up for your true feelings, a lousy one at that.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-18 02:18:45
 
she wont tell u. she doesnt know. she would hav 2 look it up. and no i dont luv u. i hav no feelings 2 cover up
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-18 02:25:18
 
SHE WOULD SOOOO TELL ME. I have my persuasive ways.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-18 02:27:03
 
not gonna say what im thinking
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-18 02:34:04
 
Yea, dont. Its better this way.
 
 

Posted by
alesis
on 2008-05-18 10:21:20
 
wow, im really short. you sis is our age. i would tell you where they both live. just dont kill me plz.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-18 11:00:30
 
If you tell him, I'll come back and kill you.

For the second time ever, you are probably right, its better I dont speak my mind
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-19 23:30:24
 
D/wrry I wont kill you alesis, and i'll make sure gifta wont come back to life, be a big meanie, and kill you. I know my sis is u guys age!!! Thats the only reason i'm doing all it takes to prevent ya'll from communicating w/ her in any way...or..er...the other way 'round. Wow...imagine if she had a thoughts account. That would be my living nightmare!!!!
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-19 23:59:51
 
i'll come back dont worry
 
 

Posted by
Skittles_456
on 2008-05-21 23:47:00
 
dream on it.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-22 00:13:36
 
i do...every night cuz i know i will, well i wont hav 2 come back cuz u cant kill me, but if you could, id come back or ud bring me back cuz u missed me
 
 

Posted by
BlackRoseWriter14
on 2008-05-26 22:20:20
 
hey skittles, if you cant kill her ill do it for u!!!!! well after i finish my "Hitman 101" course. dang thats a hard course to. but ur gonna hav to pay me 250 bil. ( gifta on the most wanted list so thats why the price is huge.Srry)

but i do agree w/ gifta. mostlikely u would bring her bac. or maybe one of us just for the heck of it.i no i propabley would.

 
 

Posted by
alesis
on 2008-05-26 23:18:00
 
er...if you brought her back from the dead id send right back.
 
 

Posted by
alesis
on 2008-05-26 23:19:00
 
scratch that, tannas big ass head and horribly ugly face would be the culprit.
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-26 23:21:09
 
of course he'd bring me back. alesis, you couldnt kill me if you wanted 2 (which you dont, im so sweet and perfect you wouldnt want to)

tanna does have one big ass head
 
 

Posted by
alesis
on 2008-05-27 11:39:10
 
hahahaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! wherd ya dig up that shit?
 
 

Posted by
Gifta_Carla_Belikov
on 2008-05-27 23:09:51
 
EVERYONE says it DUH! And if you wanna talk about big ass heads, jojo has the biggest big ass head i've ever seen (if that is i havent seen tannnas)
 
 

Posted by
BlackRoseWriter14
on 2008-05-28 10:37:34