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how to be a SCENE KID

First and foremost your AIM name shoud be the name of a rad song title/lyric. The more x's you have in your name, the more scene you'll be.

Next, if your a guy, go buy yourself some girls jeans. Face it, the tighter your pants are, the more scene you will be. you found that a women's size 2 fits perfectly? Buy a size 0 and suck it in.

After your jeans, go straight to a Hot Topic and buy every single band t-shirt the have. Even if you haven't listened to the band, or worse, youve never heard of them. (being scene requires you to know every single band in the scene.) If people ask you about them just say that you like the "old stuff". No one will know that you actually hate Norma Jean. And NEVER buy anything under a size Youth Medium. Period.

And don't forget to pick up a white-studded leather belt on your way out!

So, now your dressed pretty scene. Hows your hair? Is it dyed black? HOw about some bleached streaks in it? Does it cover one eye? If your answer is no to either or these, shut up, grab the siccors and chop away. ALWAYS do it yourself.

Great job. Now your hair is the sex. But you won't get anywhere if you don't know how to dance. And by dance. I mean beat the crap out of people. First of all, you need to make sure you claim you space in the pit. as the band starts, push people back and scream obsenities. now you need to move in your pit so everyone can know that you can move in your pants. paceing the pit involves a half-walk half-step pace across the room while looking downwards and shaking your head. DO NOT mess up your hair.
then, when the time is right. (trust me you'll know when) Throw your arm back and hopfully you'll hit someone.
5 scene points if his/her nose bleeds.
Begin to two-step. If you don't know how to two-step, you might as well go practice in your living room in front of a mirror until you get it. add a couple of floore punches and a couple of spin-kicks into the croud and your set. Notice i didn't mintion the windmill. its because everyone know that everyone can do the windmill. too bad.
now for the pile-up. You know how everyone runs to the edge of the stage? Make sure you get there last so you can be that cool kid on top. if you dont know the word of the song, fake it and hope theres screaming.
your job is done.
stand in the middle of the floore to survey the scene,
good job, Scenie. good job.

NOw you've gain the name of an asswhole now that you've given a few people a black eye. Its okay, thats the point.

When your back home, go straight for the computer and check your myspace. Get really pissed off that you done have any friend requests or comments after being gone for six hours.
figure that its because you haven't updated you pictures in a couple of weeks and go and take some more. take about 80, but only upload the 2 most flatturing ones. Remember, the most skin that shows, the more comments you will get.

go outside for a cig break and redraw the black X's on your hands. After all, you ARE straight edge. and evertone knows that cigs don't count.

look up at the stars, sigh, and thank god your not emo.
even though you really are.