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hi this is shivpappa0 you may know me as the nitemare hunter who slayed numberous ammounts of these vile species types but that isnt the point. i am calling to discuss an eary encounter i had in the woods in my backyard. i was back there raking leaves because my grandnanna wanted me to do it when suddenly i heard bright lights and saw a flute like sound. i looked up in the sky you know so i could see what the racket was all about. there it was in the sky a big saucer. i grabbed the big saucer to see if there was milk but wait no i didnt because IT WASNT ONE OF THOSE TYPES OF SAUCERS IT WAS A SPACE SAUCER FROM SPACE. i was amazed by this monstrosity because it made gleep gleep noises because it was high tech i think that was why. anyways the gigant saucer landed on the earth and instantly all the flowers around it became big flowers i think because of the alienness. anyways the big door opened and out stepped this alien like alien i think. i cant really describe it but i will describe it it was 12.4 feet long and at least 50 two feet in diameter. he was a skinny fellow and his eyes were like these big eyes. it said "hello shivpappa0 i am from planent norgyon and im here to study humans and well how do i say this I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU" oh no i was pretty intimmydated by that evil comment. "no you foreigner i wont let you do it im shivpappa0 and if i leave the ghosts and nitemares will come back" i growled at him and got on my hands and knees. "well shivpappa0 i got news for you I AM A F'N NITEMARE" and the alien took off his head but wait it wasnt his head it was a goddamn mask. col sanders ghost was under that thing. "harrumph shivpappa" he harrumphed. "you forgot the 0 you evil demon" i said back but didnt harrumph. "no one forgets the 0 in my name and now i will defeet you like i defeeted the other ghost sanders grr" i said. "shivpappa0 i am the other sanders ghost from under your bed you never defeeted me hahahahaha harrumph harrumph HARRUMPH" he harrumphed.
well anyways what should i do im waiting for col sanders ghosts evil next move and i have to destroy this beast otherwise the hole earth is doomed
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Posted by ShivPappa0 on 2008-08-04 16:40:30 | Rating: | Views: 51
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