urn:uuid:2bc5f08f-6d9f-dad2-ac50-c2c12a1e33db 2008-12-23T15:52:36-05:00 ShivPappa0 urn:uuid:2a77c542-8bf5-ba52-dd54-6dc94ac7b8fd 2008-12-23T15:48:44-05:00

so big up yourselves peace and respect
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urn:uuid:580f728b-5f16-2616-9933-2342ff5cdd60 2008-09-14T14:25:27-04:00

my roomate jamal been missing for 3 days. i think he had joined that gang after all. i dont if he alright i am worried about that boy. i dont trust the five Os so i cant be going to them with this dont want them diggin round my house. so yeah it out of my hands now shit. this what happen today. i make mistake of stepping on front porch to smoke my last cuban cigar. MAN what happen next was so wack damn. this old icecream truck drive and pull up and this ugly ass joker come out the back with this rusted metal barrel. it one of those waste type ones i think anyway this guy had real greasy nasty  hair and yellow teeth it make me sick looking at him. he dump some slimey icky looking stuff it look like sewage right on my yard. i said "HEY WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL YOU THINK YOU DOING." and i step down from that porch ready to throw down. the wierd mans eye grew wide like dinner plates he didnt even see me chillin there on the porch. he yell something to   truck driver in some language i never here before and jump right into the back of truck and it take off SPEEDING LIKE HELL. i then took over at the goopy pile and said "fuck it." i am too tired and bothered to clean shit up from the lawn. i just look out the window at it right now. it bubbling now and some kind of smoke or fume be shooting up from it. i dont care tho i just get new movie call snatch so i going to stick it in dvd sit back and forget bout all this for a bit.
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http://www.itstrulyrandom.com/2008/06/03/indonesian-man-plans-to-throw-money-out-of-a-plane/#comment-1216
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urn:uuid:e7e468ca-ca10-230a-0139-cca464e5ecc4 2008-08-04T16:40:30-04:00

well anyways what should i do im waiting for col sanders ghosts evil next move and i have to destroy this beast otherwise the hole earth is doomed
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"dear shivpappa0-us big scary nitemares have decided that you are way too cool and way too super tough to even mess with anymore so we think you should retire and let us go around scaring people silly because you just slay us too much. we took a vote and all of us voted to make you retire. you have to retire or else we are going to vote again and again and again and then finally we will vote to vote that we will vote to decide if we want to gang up on you. sincerely the nitemares."

well after reading this i decided to retire. but wait. NO I DONT. I DONT RETIRE AND I DONT RETIRE. after i read it i heard groaning and moaning coming from my closet. i grabbed my mace and my halberd and my mace and yelled "whoever is in there come out NOW" and then the closet door got ripped clean off its hinges and thrown at me at warp speed but i dodged. oh my goodness this monster was at least 20 feet tall in diameter and had a head and arms and legs. it was very odd looking and it had hat on its head and big big parts. "oh my goodness what is this contraption?" i yelled

"GRA I AM A STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN" the nitemare groaned. well actually he said "RAA RAA GRAA GRAA" but i know marshmallonese so i understood him. i should have known that it was one of those pesky marshmallow men but my heart was busy contemplating that letter.

"WELL MARSHMALLOW YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME A KNUCKLE SANDWHICH" i yelled and swang my mace but it had no effect it hit his head and bounced off and hit me in the head and then it bounced off my head and hit the letter SHATTERING IT INTO PIECES.

"RAA GRA GRA RAA" the big puft said. that means "shivpappa0 i am going to get you".

"you are not going to get me marshmallow man not over my dead body" i yelled and ran at him but i tripped over my puppy and landed head first on his leg. he grabbed me and shook me profusely but I FOUGHT BACK AND SHOOK BACK PROFUSELY AS WELL AND I WON THE SHAKING BATTLE. i grabbed marshmallow mans hat on his head but it was trap and i got electricityocuted and you know when you get that done to you your bowels go loose well mine did but dont tell anyone. but marsmallow man not to smart and was electricityocuted too and then MELT. i still clean the mess on my floor and in pants.
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