the other day i tuck myself in bed and went alsleep. i was counting sheep cause thats what i do when i sleep. try it you like and NOT BE BORED WHEN ALSLEEP. anyways i count 54.3 sheep when a goat come and jump the count fence. thats when the strange happened. the nighttime became all paralised......Read More
i went alsleep again ok i tell you EXACTLY what happened. i grabbed my halberd and my torch and my halberd and i ran out to that there abandoned house in the woods in my backyards. i saw that paranormal light in the window again and i knew the big nighthag was there. i opened the door WITH MY......Read More
ok guys i ventured out into the dark darkness once again. it didnt go any better. when i got to the door it was bordered shut. i dont think i could have gotten in but luck for me i had my mace with me. i crushed the boards with it easy like. the boards were crumplered so they were easy broken.......Read More
i decided to be tough about this one. i carried a boomer box with me and i was blasting the baddest (meaning the goodest for all of you who are not up on the gangsta talk like me) rapper in the world. MASTER P. i was bout it bout and braking off something as i waltzed into the abandoned house in......Read More
after my previous mission was a success (for all of you who are not informed i had to destroy a nightly nighthag) i decided to retire from nitemare slaying. i guess all the nitemares and ghosts called a meeting last night and agreed that i am too tough of a nitemare slayer and that it isnt fair......Read More
ok hello this is shivpappa0 you may know be as expert nitemare slayer extraordinare and well yea thats me mostly but mostly thats me. anyways i have had absolute gooley booley experience just lately. i was down in basement moving cardboard boxes full of knicker knackers for my grandnana when......Read More