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after my previous mission was a success (for all of you who are not informed i had to destroy a nightly nighthag) i decided to retire from nitemare slaying. i guess all the nitemares and ghosts called a meeting last night and agreed that i am too tough of a nitemare slayer and that it isnt fair anymore. well i wasnt at the meeting but i got a letter in the mail that said
"dear shivpappa0-us big scary nitemares have decided that you are way too cool and way too super tough to even mess with anymore so we think you should retire and let us go around scaring people silly because you just slay us too much. we took a vote and all of us voted to make you retire. you have to retire or else we are going to vote again and again and again and then finally we will vote to vote that we will vote to decide if we want to gang up on you. sincerely the nitemares."
well after reading this i decided to retire. but wait. NO I DONT. I DONT RETIRE AND I DONT RETIRE. after i read it i heard groaning and moaning coming from my closet. i grabbed my mace and my halberd and my mace and yelled "whoever is in there come out NOW" and then the closet door got ripped clean off its hinges and thrown at me at warp speed but i dodged. oh my goodness this monster was at least 20 feet tall in diameter and had a head and arms and legs. it was very odd looking and it had hat on its head and big big parts. "oh my goodness what is this contraption?" i yelled
"GRA I AM A STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN" the nitemare groaned. well actually he said "RAA RAA GRAA GRAA" but i know marshmallonese so i understood him. i should have known that it was one of those pesky marshmallow men but my heart was busy contemplating that letter.
"WELL MARSHMALLOW YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME A KNUCKLE SANDWHICH" i yelled and swang my mace but it had no effect it hit his head and bounced off and hit me in the head and then it bounced off my head and hit the letter SHATTERING IT INTO PIECES.
"RAA GRA GRA RAA" the big puft said. that means "shivpappa0 i am going to get you".
"you are not going to get me marshmallow man not over my dead body" i yelled and ran at him but i tripped over my puppy and landed head first on his leg. he grabbed me and shook me profusely but I FOUGHT BACK AND SHOOK BACK PROFUSELY AS WELL AND I WON THE SHAKING BATTLE. i grabbed marshmallow mans hat on his head but it was trap and i got electricityocuted and you know when you get that done to you your bowels go loose well mine did but dont tell anyone. but marsmallow man not to smart and was electricityocuted too and then MELT. i still clean the mess on my floor and in pants.
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Posted by ShivPappa0 on 2008-07-27 14:11:59 | Rating: | Views: 86
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