The title says it all.

For one thing, in history we have an "Asia Day," which means we go eat different Asian food.  Well, my friend Drew, who's this guy who you refuses to say he's gay, but you know.  Well, at least bi.  But that's not the point.  The point is, he got a fortune cookie, and his fortune was "express your feminine side."  Of all the people to get that, too.

And then this guy was being all immature and said "Fortunes sound funny with 'in bed' at the end."  Just think about Drew's with that XDDDD.

In science, we have to construct a bridge, and we are armed with hot glue guns.  I quickly figured hot why they call it "hot" glue.  But anyway, Haley (yeah.  I have a friend with the same name as me.) smuggled toothpicks because there was no way we were going to finish this in class, but this is what she did.

Haley stuffed 2 boxes of toothpicks down her pants--she didn't have any pockets, so she shoved them down her pants--and then she starts stretching out her shirt.  It looks like she's going to take off her shirt or something, she's pulling it that hard.  Then she scuttles--like a little crabwalk thing--to her messenger bag.  My group and I are laughing so hard, and when I look at her again, she's taking the toothpick boxes out, but it looks like she's TAKING HER PANTS OFF.

I honestly thought I was going to wet my pants.

But anyway.  I hope this cheered some of you up.