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What makes a DRUNK ....2

Ok so maybe I am not a Drunk - thanks # gtownmom # for your comment "One of my favorite all time quotes is "Alcohol is the anesthesia that sustains us through the surgery of life." Alas, I cannot remember who said it. I live with someone who gets up every morning and goes to a well paying, but pretty shitty job. The minute he clocks out, he pops a top on a beer and doesn't stop until he eats dinner then goes to sleep. Is he an alcoholic? Most certainly. Is he drunk? I think not."

I Agree - However just because I have a well paying job and work 13 hours a day should not make it OK to drink a bottle of Sprits a night be it Rum, Bourbon or Vodka its still alot on the daily show of life.

I say all this with a drink in my hand - i forgot to eat today so the 2/3 empty bottle of Vodka sitting on my Kitchen table has started to feel like the heel of a stripper's shoe has drilled its way into my head

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The boss paid me a visit today - told me i was doing a good job - (Like it was hard doing nothing all day) - he asked if i could train the new recruit - (by 'ask' i am sure me saying no was not an option) this kid was fresh out of High School - and looked like someone from that U.S.A T.V show COPS - and i do mean the one being chased, not the fat over-weight guy driving the cop car! The Question i want to know is - Do i tell this Young Dick Head everything i Know so he can take over my job for 1/2 the money or do i teach him the VERY BASIC stuff and watch him fall flat on his face with the first speed bump?

He starts Tomorrow so time will tell - Right now i am thinking its a good chance to have some fun... maybe scare the living shit out of him a few times -

I am off to Pass out................

J>S

Posted by Sandiman on 2008-01-24 11:32:35 | Rating:

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		First, if you want to be a "good drunk" you must EAT. This will help the stripper's shoe feel more like a platform than a stiletto. Second, the little tyke you are training probably doesn't have the capability to overtake your position in such a short amount of time...but it's probably a good idea to scare the shit out of him a few times anyway just to test his metal. Have fun, keep us posted and "EAT! Poppa, Eat!" (That's my second favorite line in "Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer")
Posted by gtownmom on 2008-01-24 13:39:53