PARTAYYYYYYYYYYY!

Right now...in my house.

Hey, I bet all you guys love having complete strangers in your home drinking your beer and being really loud. Let me break it down for you.

Living room: There is a pair of gay guys making out/arguing about god knows what. Nobody talks to them much because they are all either too self absorbed or are homophobes. Personally, I don't mind them, but I do not think this is really the right place for them to be if they are looking for a good time.

Dining room: A bunch of dudebros are playing poker which is nice for them but kind of cuts down on the social mixing that normally goes on at an event like this. Some of them seem to hate gay people which adds to my above sentiment. Of course one could venture that some of them may be gay themselves because they are ignoring the girls who are all in the...

Kitchen: Jennifer is talking to the rich bitch, Mackenzie, and the hayseed, Amanda. These girls have nothing in common.

This is confusing me. I am very unsure as to what these people thought they would do at a party together. This phenomenal website must be something else, or maybe they really all have no other friends. Sad. I, for one, am not having much fun and my grandmother is dead! I should be having the time of my life. It should get better though, it looks like there will be a failed marriage proposal later. The guy that hands out towels at my gym is proposing to Mackenzie who clearly lacks interest.

As i read back on this entry, I realize that my subtle humor is less prevalent then usual. If you were hre, you would understand my lack of enthusiasm. In fact, I think I shall go down and try to stir things up a bit.

Until next time loyal readers,

ALLAN