Last night was the most fucked up night of my life... I dont really like women naw scratch that shit I fuckin hate females, cant fuckin stand them like dont get me wrong some are iight and I occasionally can tolerate them but anyways my homegurl was on trip mode everytime we get drunk together she wants to get all lezbo on a bitch and I seriously not goin DIKE anytime soon, more power to the lezbos thats whats up but anyways she wanna get all touchy feelie on a bitch so we start fightin. Its not long b4 her nose is broke an a bottle ends up side my fuckin head. As soon as i see the blood im like fuck no bitch your crazy...bloods pourin down my neck, my shirts drenched in blood anyways I push the bitch into the t.v an dip. My homeboy's outside somewhere Im walkin down the street blood all over me lookin like somethin I dont even fuckin know yellin out his name @ 3 in the morning "Chucky, get ur ass down here im bout to go to jail over this dumb white bitch" finally he comes out from nowhere hes trippin off my head like u need to go to the hospital umm first of all I dont got no insurance an unless im havin a sesure or foam comin out my mouth it aint happenin. Anyways he drives me to my dudes house hes just laughin his ass off, im still kinda drunk so im like mane fuck you an i start walkin out the door like I know where the fuck im goin hes chasin me like get yo' ass back in the house. finally i stop an im like mane i dont know where the fuck im at, iight an go back to his crib. Im trynna go to sleep he keeps pushin me an hittin on me cuz i might have a concussion meanwhile that same bitch is callin me up like "ill apoligize if you do". umm first of all naw femaLE it sure aint goin down like that im kickin ur ass once my head stops bleeding an second once I start bleedin though fuckin 3 towels an my favorite shirt We will never be cool you psyhco lesbian. WTF??