Let me begin my argument by stating that I disagree with the statement that a women needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle, I mean, we wouldn’t be able to have junk MAIL or MENopause or conMEN and we especially wouldn’t have anyone to blame stuff on or call stupid...so yes, men, we do need you...
let me now explain how a fish does NOT need a bicycle...
a fish doesn’t need a bicycle because:
1. A bicycle would rust and become all mouldy in the water therefore, would break and be inoperable
2. A bicycle wouldn’t be able to work in the sand or in the water as to move a bicycle, the wheel needs friction and all these physics kind of things...a wheel would also not work if it was used in the sand as it would get bogged in the sand and a fish would move no where and get eaten by the shark chasing it...poor poor fish...
3. This ones an obvious one, a fish does not need a bicycle as it has no legs...and therefore cannot pedal bicycle to make it move...unless maybe it was a starfish..but we're not talking about starfish here, were talking about those swimmy things that swim around in the ocean...sometimes get filmed for the discovery channel, sometimes get eaten and sometimes get put into a glass bowl, otherwise known as a fish bowl or an aquarium...well anyway, fish don’t have legs therefore, they are not able to pedal a bicycle.
4. on to my fourth point...also obvious...a fish would move faster swimming rather than incapably trying to ride a bicycle...
so i conclude my case, a fish does not need a bicycle, now that we've got that covered, i will move onto the more important part, why a women need men...
1. A woman needs a man, not because she needs him but because she wants him, she will want one at some point in her life, if this was a world without men...than women would be...quite lonely and although it is a want issue...its important....I’ll give you an example
so a woman wants that pair of shoes, without them she cant survive, well she can but the company that she works for is gonna loose a lot of money while she sits there and thinks about those shoes...
2. Now that number 1 is confirmed I will be using want as well as need because, in a woman’s world, they are basically the same, a woman needs a man because she doesn’t want to do all those shitty jobs such as a garbageMAN, or a plumberMAN or a bricklayerMAN (ok so I made the last two up, whatever...) if there were no men, than who would do these jobs that women dislike?
3. If there were no men, how would we have babies? Yes, ok, you could say that there are scientific artificial sperm things that people do but who wants that? personally (as you can tell) I don’t know very much about that and I wouldn’t want it, I wouldn’t want to have some chemically made sperm put into me because of that reason, I know nothing about it..I might get some sperm donor...but wait without men, where would the sperm banks be?
4. If we had no men, where would we put them all? men make up something like 49% of the population, what so we do with all those people...well actually I just had an idea, I went and saw billy Connelly, he said that because we have a problem with over population, if everyone ate one person then we would half the population..so ok that problem would be solved and each women could eat a man, that would also help to feed hungry people in third world countries...and we could do donate a man and women could choose men to be taken to Africa to be eaten for people that need food...ok so I’m going way off track and I’m really not meaning to offend anyone, so I’m sorry about that...it was a good idea at the time and I’m not as sick as I seem...
5. If there were no men, who could we blame for getting it all wrong? I’ll leave my point at that; I do not wish to offend...Ok, so it sounds like I’m a person that really hates men, well I’m not, I think they’re great I just disagree with the statement that women need men like a fish needs a bicycle...even if a woman doesn’t really go for men, she still needs a man...And the glass half empty/glass half full debate, well that would be worse, because we would have half the population being women and well...is it a population with women or a population without men? So therefore, adding men to the equation produces the other half of the contents in the glass therefore, exterminating the glass half empty/glass half full debate...I’m sorry if I offended any one, I honestly didn’t mean it LByyyeeexxx
