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Are you the same person you were a minute ago?
What a silly question. Of course you are. You have the same skin, the same bones, the same meat. More importantly, because of course we are talking about your mind here, the essence of your good self, you have the same brain: the same (more or less) neurons, the same synapses, the......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-04 15:24:54 | Rating:

| Views: 17 | Comments: 0 | Tags: science are we who we were 1 minute ago

40 reasons why you're still single! :)
40 Reasons You Are Still Single: (many more reasons can be mentioned but we're keeping it at the minimum XD) 1. You have a poster of cute babies hanging above your bed 2. You think that global warming can be solved entirely with the use of crystals 3. You get......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-05 12:55:31 | Rating:

| Views: 38 | Comments: 6 | Tags: 40 reasons you're still single

98 ways to kill yourself :P
Kill Yourself Ways to snuff it. Don't take this seriously. If you do, you're really a retarded moron. 1. Slit your wrists. 2. Drink cleaning supplies. 3. Put your dad's rifle in your mouth and shoot. 4. Cut yourself along several major......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-05 12:58:15 | Rating:

| Views: 90 | Comments: 3 | Tags: ways to kill yourself

Got any of these?
Do you have any of these? I lmao when I read "Japanophobia" hahaha!! wth seriously they made a name for people who are scared of Japanese :P I think I have Kakorrhaphiophobia, Acarophobia and Molysmophobia. :) A- Ablutophobia- Fear of......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-05 14:24:18 | Rating:

| Views: 85 | Comments: 6 | Tags: phobias

The phenomenom of being a mom...
Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed" She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening,......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-06 15:28:32 | Rating:

| Views: 28 | Comments: 1 | Tags: mom

What do I look like to you ?
What Do I Look Like? A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband just looked at his wife and......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-07 11:17:34 | Rating:

| Views: 20 | Comments: 0 | Tags: joke sex man woman

101 Ways to annoy your roomate...
101 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers,......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-07 11:35:20 | Rating:

| Views: 128 | Comments: 3 | Tags: annoy roomate university college bug...

Big fat peniss :O
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Posted on: 2009-05-07 11:49:08 | Rating:

| Views: 48 | Comments: 1 | Tags: big fat penis

Who are you calling coloured?!?!
A man said, "Colored people r not allowed here." The BLACK man turned around and stood up. He said, "Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK , when I grew up I was BLACK , when I'm sick I'm BLACK , when I go in the sun I'm BLACK , when I'm cold......Read More

Posted on: 2009-05-07 15:39:49 | Rating:

| Views: 47 | Comments: 4 | Tags: coloured black man

Megan Fox doesn't want to be a sex symbol anymore.
(Celebrity News) Sno oki eth isi sfo ryo ucu zyo uli kec ele bne wss omu ch :P Megan: I can't be a 'professional sexpot' Actress hates being a sex symbol Above: Megan wants to be known for her acting talents, not her looks Above:......Read More