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  • Bugging Tim Hortons Cutomers

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spXKNrS5tpI&feature=channel
    tags: tim-hortons
    posted 2010-03-15 in blog 84 views add comment

  • Haven't met you yet - Michal Buble

     I made a small video with the song in the title. Tell me what you guys think. :)

    Location: Carleton University, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQhmsPjNjec
    tags: video-clip
    posted 2010-03-12 in blog 71 views add comment

  • Fluctuations

    A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While hes waiting, he goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars.He counts his money at the counter. "Wait a minute," he says to the clerk, "When I came here I got more dollars for my yen. Whats going on here?""Fluctuations." says the clerk.The Japanese man stiffens. "Well! Fluck you Americans, too!"  
    tags: a-gauranteed-chuckle asian-japanese-haha-funny-racist
    posted 2009-12-20 in blog 120 views add comment

  • Rockstar - Nickelback

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3dG6cpvvV0

     


    I'm through with standin' in lines to clubs I'll never get in
    It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
    This life hasn't turned out
    Quite the way I want it to be
    (Tell me what you want)

    I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
    And a bathroom I can play baseball in
    And a king size tub
    Big enough for ten plus me
    (Yeah, so what you need?)

    I need a a credit card that's got no limit
    And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
    Gonna join the mile high club
    At thirty-seven thousand feet
    (Been there, done that)

    I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
    My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
    Somewhere between Cher
    And James Dean is fine for me
    (So how you gonna do it?)

    I'm gonna trade this life
    For fortune and fame
    I'd even cut my hair
    And change my name

    'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
    And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
    The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat


    And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
    In the VIP with the movie stars
    Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
    Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair

    And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
    Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

    I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
    Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
    Sign a couple autographs
    So I can eat my meals for free
    (I'll have the quesadilla, ha, ha)

    I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
    Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
    Gonna date a centerfold that loves
    To blow my money for me
    (So how you gonna do it?)

    I'm gonna trade this life
    For fortune and fame
    I'd even cut my hair
    And change my name

    'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
    And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
    The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

    And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
    In the VIP with the movie stars
    Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
    Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair

    And we'll hide out in the private rooms
    With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
    They'll get you anything with that evil smile
    Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial


    Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

    I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
    Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
    Get washed-up singers writin' all my songs
    Lipsynk 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

    Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars
    And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
    The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

    And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
    In the VIP with the movie stars
    Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
    Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair

    And we'll hide out in the private rooms
    With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
    They'll get you anything with that evil smile
    Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial

    Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
    Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar



    I love this song!! If you know similar artists or songs.. please write it in the comments below.
    -Ralph- 
    tags: favourite-lyrics nickelback-song-rockstar-lyrics-music-amazing
    posted 2009-12-09 in blog 108 views 1 comment add comment

  • Suppliesss!!!

     There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company.
    At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement."
    Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."
    Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."
    Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work done.
    At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy.
    Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian guy.
    Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the Korean guy?"
    All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, " SUPPLIES!"
    tags: a-gauranteed-chuckle russian-korean-spanish-joke-racist-funny-haha
    posted 2009-12-09 in blog 94 views add comment