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I am not a mean person, but sometimes a bug crawls up my butt and I just feel like doing something mean, I never do of course, I am too nice a person for that (stupid me) maybe if I did I would not get sooo overwhelmed....anyway, here is a list of thing that I would LIKE to do and who I would LIKE to do it to....enjoy!
1. My MOM-Love her to death, but I want to throw all the pills in the trash, she thinks she needs to take
all this stuff and I don't think she does, I think she just needs to let the past be the past and move on
2. My Little Brother-Give his girlfriend an engagement ring for christmas with his name on it. Yep.
They have been dating longer than I have been married, I just celebrated 5 years, they are
going on a decade, man up and marry the girl already!
3. Dora The Explorer/Diego-Call immigration and have them deported.
4. Models and Actresses-Shove crackers down their skinny nasty looking bony throats, eat something.
5. My neighbor- Yell at him the way he yells at his kids, I have a temper, but no kid should be called
stupid because they didn't mow the lawn, take out the trash, wash the car, clean the dog and watch
their little brother, yep, and the kid is in 7th grade...wow....let her be a kid.
6. Donald Trump-Tug on his hair and throw the wig in a hog pen full of poop, we know it's fake dude!
7. My husband-Pluck every hair from his body with a pair of tweezers, that way he could not leave
his hair in the tub for a week or soo.
8. This Chick I know-Stop whinning that your husband left you, I want to tell her that SHE chose to
marry him 3 times, yes 3 times, and she is only 28! This is sad....
9. This other chick-clean her house, she always says that it's usually clean...but I have never seen it.
10. O.J. Simpson-Slice him from ear to ear and write a book about how I would have done it, but I
didn't.
Okay, this is not the greatest thing ever, but hey, what do you want when it rains?
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Posted by Rajah1116 on 2007-11-27 08:34:15 | Rating: | Views: 371
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Love this...someday I just may have to share my evil thoughts :)
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2007-11-27 08:51:07
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ha ha brilliant,
thats put a smile on my face, thankyou
my other half may well find out about your 'plucking' suggestion...sighs wouldn't it be lovely
love and hugs xx
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Posted by missmarie
on 2007-11-27 08:51:58
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You made my day. Frustration is running wild in todays society... so writting about it here is great. All those things you could do, but more than likely wont. Are no longer built up inside. Maybe ill try it
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Posted by ivyquinnkid
on 2007-11-27 12:52:06
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hehe.
You are very entertaining.
I needed some good clean fun.
That OJ idea.....hahaha!
Peace.
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Posted by DifficultSoul
on 2007-11-27 14:30:41
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I agree with OJ what a piece of crap
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Posted by hanne
on 2007-11-27 19:19:37
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Still chuckling :)...
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Posted by kaos264
on 2007-11-27 23:27:06
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I disagree with #7. I realize i can't disagree with your opinion and what you want to do in life but probably never will hence the point of the blog. But i disagree, with full respect. My other half enjoys plucking me while i sleep, she gets an evil joy out of watching awake from the discomforting pain. Other than #7, i think you are on to something.
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Posted by kickincarle
on 2007-11-28 12:40:18
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