So, I had a really great weekend!  Friday was pretty laid back, I was here of course, getting flagged and offending quite a few people!  I won't make that mistake again, lots of appologizing today!
Saturday...that is when the fun began.  In the morning I had to start the baking.  I was invited to a parade at a friend of a friend's house.  Everyone was bringing a covered dish, I had dessert.  I made a chocolate peanut butter rice crispy concoction and an apple spice cake.  My Mommy came over and highlighted my hair.  This of course, took a very long time.  Hint about my looks...I went from a fairly dark brown and added very blonde highlights.  Mom decided bleach was the way to go......ummm.....
We washed, dried, and toned it down and then I blow dried it.  I almost cried.  I was mostly in shock, it doesn't look bad, but I have not been blonde since I was probably 5 years old.  Once I showered and got everyone dressed (this includes the hubby who wants to wear grey sweatpants with a black shirt and brown sneakers).  We finally headed out.  Left the house around 4:00.
We arrived at our destination around 5.  Once getting introduced to everyone, the drinks starting a-flowin.  I decided to try something new, Blue Wave Vodka and Lemonade.  YUMMY!  Hubby stayed sober since we were planning on driving home when the parade ended. 
The parade started around 7.  I, thinking my drinks tasted like very yummy Kool-Aide, was drunk at this point!  Mid parade I am spilling drinks on the hubby and friends hubby.  I am not walking so well, but damn, I am just a social butterfly!
Toward the end, while the kiddies and hubbies are outside, the girls and I were in the kitchen pulling up our shirts and deciding who had the cutest titties!  There is a pic floating around of me somewhere touching friend's sister's booby!  I am identified by my wedding ring (darn distinctive pattern!).  I then take close up pics of friends boobs.  I was nice enough to erase them the next morning.  I am still drinking!
The parade is over, and the kids are hanging out upstairs.  Someone is mad at their boyfriend.  I thought I was giving her advice, but apparently I was rambling....fresh drink in hand. 
Then......around 10, I am leaning on the toilet, puking my brains out!  Yes, I am 28 and this is the first time in my life I have thrown up from alcohol!  It is not fun!  I have partied hard, but apparently never THAT hard.  The guys we are hanging with are EMT's, they begin searching for an IV bag and needle because I am only semi-concious in the bathroom.  I stumbled to a chair and passed out.
WOW.  Sunday, I recovered.  That was it.  Watched football, slept, took asprin and drank water.
Today I am good though, ready to do it again!
All of my friend's friends think I am adorable!  One is quoted as "you are the cutest toilet hugging drunk I have ever seen"!
So, remember party people, when someone says to you "slow down, this goes down smooth but will knock you on your ass" for the love of God and all that is Holy, LISTEN!!!  Lest you hug the toilet for hours!

Love you all!