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I have two dogs, that due to circumstances beyond my controll, I will be parting with for free. They are free to a home, I don't care what kind, just a home! I have posted some pics and descriptions of the dogs, you will be responsible for shipping and handling, and they are NON REFUNDABLE!
Pics, apparently, you will have to go to my profile.....
JUNO
Hello, I am Juno, I am a 8 month old husky mix, though no one is quite sure what I am mixed with, theories include shephard, wolf, and hostile alien race. I am an average size dog, with brown and white fur, husky markings, and gold eyes. My hobbies include but are not limited to.....Chasing leaves, drinking from ANY available liquid sorce (toilets,sink water, sodas left unattended, mop water, straight Mr. Clean, etc.), hopping like an idiot every time you walk in the door, chewing shoes, chewing couches, chewing wood furniture (antiques and heirllooms are my fav) and jumping on your head while you are sleeping. I do NOT like other dogs, I have food agression towards other dogs, but not humans, being told NO, having to lay on the floor and pooping outside (it's freakin cold out there!).
I am very affectionate, I will lick your face until there is no skin left with the very same tounge that I licked my butt with two minutes ago, I will leave you "presents" all over the house, and I will bite your nose and ears while I lick you.
I am VERY active, and I need room to run. I, however, will not stop when you yell my name and will dig my way under fences.
CLEO
My name is Cleo, I am a white English Setter with black spots and ears, and one big strange brown spot on my back. I am three years old, but I am aging quickly, I grunt everytime I lay down, and do NOT want to play.....
My hobbies include but are not limited too, drinking from all available water sources (See Juno's profile), pointing miscellaneous backyard creatures (squirrels, birds, bees etc.) however, I will be of no use to you in hunting, I do not point when you want me to, I also enjoy pointing absolutly nothing when I am supposed to be going to the bathroom, peeing on the front carpet when you have the leash in your hands, biting myself loudly though I do not have fleas, and licking my butt while you are trying to sleep. I dislike puppies and having to move.
I am a runner, if I get loose you will have to chase me all over town for hours and hours until I get too tired to fight anymore, I will probably get you a fine for violating the leash laws in your town even though I ran out the door while you were bringing in groceries.....
I would like to be placed in a puppy free home where I can moan and groan and sit in your lap while you are watching tv and bit my ass....
PLEASE, contact me if you are interested in either of these fine dogs, I am sure you will love them JUST as much as I do.....
Please,Please Please, I need them gone immediately, uhhhh cause I have to move, um hm, that's why.
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Posted by Rajah1116 on 2007-12-04 09:48:27 | Rating: | Views: 100
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Awww, I wish I lived closer to you - I'd just come by and pick them up!! How come you have to move, darlin?? Everything okay???
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Posted by Shallandra
on 2007-12-04 10:03:00
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i hope you are kidding honey, it makes me very sad that you are trying to rehome your dogs in this way :(
i know you love them, and not sure if you are serious when you say you are moving?
but if you do want to rehome them please do it properly xxxxxxx
hugs xxx
p.s if you are fed up with them, i have some experience with training if you want some advice mail me x please x
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Posted by missmarie
on 2007-12-04 10:11:49
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Awww your pups are so stinkin cute. I know how ya feel. I have a Shar pei named Bear(wrinkle dog) and a Dachshund named Cappuccino(hot dog) They are such a handful. I couldn't imangin them on top of having kids..hahha
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Posted by LadiLucifer
on 2007-12-04 10:42:59
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I had a Black Lab named Casey Kiefer Court Cash - Casey for short. I actually really did give him away cuz I was unable to give him the attention that he wanted & the room to run that he needed. I, however, do still get to see him & he is doing really well - he's a duck hunter now & a very good one from what I hear. We are both better off.
Dogs are great companions...if you have the time & patience to deal with them. :)
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Posted by Mandie142
on 2007-12-04 11:22:10
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i like the sarcasm
SORRY I OVER REACTED ARF ARF!!
he he xxhugsxx
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Posted by missmarie
on 2007-12-04 13:52:32
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Anybody want a snake that is still hungry after 5 mice (and all full of blood because he eats like a damn pig) and a cat that like to stick his ass in your face as often as possible?
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Posted by ladiegodiva
on 2007-12-04 16:17:28
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Aww, love the description of your Doggies, very creative and cute. I hope they do get a nice new lovin' home...best wishes on that...xo
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Posted by olp76
on 2007-12-05 08:04:36
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LOL
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Posted by Whitters
on 2007-12-05 08:10:09
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