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Have any of you ever had the thought that maybe your kids were switched with someone else's in the hospital? Lately, I think that my 4 year old may have been placed in the wrong bassinett at some point.
Don't get me wrong, I love her to death, but she does some weird shit, and I just can't believe she's mine! What kind of stuff you ask? Here we go.
When I go outside to smoke a cig she stands behind the glass weather door and licks it! Yeah, I know weird right? I tell her not too, but she does anyway!
Another thing, my hubby and I are very athletic, yeah, she's not. I am not just talking about not having interest, remember, 4, SHE TRIPS OVER NOTHING! Not sometimes, I mean like 4 times a day at least! She will just be bopping along and just fall flat on her face!
She has an imaginary friend. Her name is Ariel. Ariel comes over all the time, and they play tea party and stuff, but when she gets mad at me she tells me that Ariel is mad at me, I have seen one too many horror movies, cause this really freaks me out!
She is LAZY! She brings a new meaning to the word! She gets tired and her feet hurt when we are walking from the car to the grocery store!
I love her to death, but I just don't understand, oh, and she farts all the time. Not little girl farts, I mean like it sounds like something that would come out of my hubby's ass! This is weird cause she is such a little girl! She will only wear clothes if they have pink in them somewhere, she refuses to have her hair cut (it's almost to her butt now), She says boys are stinky, she has to have her nails painted, when I do my makeup I have to do hers, and NO ONE can touch her stuff.
I don't know, we laugh alot in my house, espcially at her. She is the most Unintentionally funny child in the world, but that's another post!
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Posted by Rajah1116 on 2007-11-15 08:09:56 | Rating: | Views: 64
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OMG.... I think our little girls might be connected in some way. just a few seconds ago, I caught mine eating a crayon. She farts, and when she does, she tells me to smell it. she makes me file and paint her nails, and she always gets into my make-up. i'm so happy, I'm not the only one with a wierd kid. ;)
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Posted by deeliteful
on 2007-11-15 08:17:40
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I am laughing so hard! Hailey my 2 year old isn't into all that quirkyness yet.
However last night she farted so loud she turned around scared like she thought someone else did it or it startled her to hear how loud it was.
Then she started to giggle.
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Posted by Whitters
on 2007-11-15 08:45:32
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I've always said someone brainwashed me into believing I actually had kids. They had to cut me open just to give me a scar to prove I did. I've yet to figure out how they done it or who their real mother is. ;-)
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Posted by Jaded_Rose
on 2007-11-15 09:29:18
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LOL @ Whitters. Thats some funny stuff Phantom Pharts...
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Posted by LadiLucifer
on 2007-11-15 10:33:56
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