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I get a phone call a few months back from Farah. As we're on the phone, she is searching and searching for her last extra cheese lean pocket. Farah was waiting all day for this succulent treat and was frustrated to find that it wasn't in her freezer anymore. With her mother not home, she thn searches every part of the house.. not willing to realize that someone had snagged her last pocket. Finding some crumbs on the corner of the kitchen floor, she then starts freaking out. Now, to most, people would react to this like.. why would she be screaming over some crumbs on the floor? Well America, it's because her mother.. or ex mother (due to emancipation purposes) is a neat freak. Crumbs don't exsist in her mothers world. To her mother, a crumb is like cursing her out or back in the day when 3 people shared the same water to bathe. Farah stands there and thinks for a moment, then bolts upstairs to her younger and fairly plump sister, Tammy. As Farah bolts through her door, Tammy is sitting on her bed, wrapper in hand, crumbs and cheese smeared on her face and bedset. Farah belts... "TAMMY,!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? LARD!" Tammy then replies.."What Lean Pocket?"
This episode resolts in the food pantry locked, Tammy eating 2 dinners again, and a sleep over in which we bought new Lean Pockets.
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Posted by ROCKSTAHHR on 2007-07-19 08:23:28 | Rating: | Views: 72
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