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Still feeling the hangover

So I normally do NOT like talking about my sex life in detail. But after what happened this past weekend and what happened therein after....I HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH THE WORLD.

This past weekend my son went with his father. Most of my friends were going to the beach for the weekend and being that I opened the store on Saturday morning there was no way I could go. I'm kinda glad I didn't cause it didn't seem they had all that great a time. That being I really wanted to go out Saturday night. My friends would be back but my party buddy Cory, was not feeling up to it and I really didn't want to party without her.

Saturday was spent with the family. We were celebrating my son's birthday and my grandfather's birthday day by having a barbeque and eating tons fajitas and potato salad (My thighs are still not speaking to me). While we were playing chalupa (mexican bingo) I kept getting text messages from RB (my 21 yr. old). He wanted to go out and have some drinks with me. I was intrigued.

He got out of work at about 11 and picked me up looking damn cute in his Red Robin Bartending shirt. I really didn't want to go out to a crowded bar so I suggested the bar at the bolling alley where I made some friends a couple of weekends ago. There was a live band and the vibe was so chill. So I decided...."Let's start with a Long Island Ice Tea." I'm so smart. Holy Moly was that drink STRONG! I kept getting chills with every sip. I was totally feeling it half way through my amber colored drink.  Then I started naming the wrong bands to every song that was playing on the jukebox .....yeah that should have been my first clue to start drinking water.

I then made a friend with a 24 yr old girl who I swear looked older than me. So naturally I was feeling really good about myself and ordered a Vodka sour, which RB did too. I thought it was really cute that he was ordering the same thing I was.  The live band that had been taking a break this entire time came in and started playing my song Possum Kingdom by the Toadies. Me and 24 yr. old girl started singing and I starting feeling up on RB. I was in my own little zone. RB wanted another drink. 24 yr. old girl said she had just had a Royal Fuck. RB and I looked at each other and said "OH YEAH, that's what we are ordering."

The next thing I know I am in the car performing fallacio while RB drives to his place. He helps to the door, my shoes come off somewhere between the front door and his bedroom. I remember taking my clothes off in his bedroom before he even closed the door. Then we were at it like our life depended on it.    Now I don't remember all the specifics but I remember being really loud, trying all these crazy positions, and cumming like the Niagra Falls. It was EVERYWHERE! On the bed, on ourselves, on the floor. I remember starting to freak cause for a second I thought I was peeing. But it was just clear and watery with no odor and it wasn't coming from my bladder. There must have been about a gallon of it everywhere. It was so much RB had to flip his mattress so we wouldn't be laying in it.

Next day went to work hungover and sexed out. Made my sales, came home, showered and napped till my kid arrived. I didn't really think about it til yesterday when I was showering. I looked at my body and noticed i had all these bruises and bite marks. And I realized that my right nipple piercing had been sore since that day. So I left RB asking him what exactly happened since I didn't remember a lot and mentioned we must have been really violent.

Being that yesterday was my first day of being a vegetarian, I had eaten a meatless chik'n patty that didn't really treat my tummy all that well. Yeah I had the poops...my tummy is still rumbling as I type this. So yesterday as I was trying to get over the poops I called up my friend Manuel to see if he could get my mind off of it. I mentioned that I had hungout with RB this past weekend. Conversation is as follows:

MANUEL: Oh that reminds me. I had lunch with Michael (RB's roommate) on Sunday and we were talking about not being able to sleep. He said that RB was banging this girl and they were being really loud that it woke him up. But then this girl yelled "CUM ON MY FACE!"

ME:.....what?

MANUEL: Yeah, Michael was just kinda like "what the fuck?!" ha ha

ME: What day did he tell you this again?

MANUEL: Sunday.
ME:........THAT WAS ME!!

OMG!!! I would NEVER soberly say that! And I REALLY don't remember saying that. I immediately left RB a message and told him what I had heard. I asked him if I should call Michael up and apologize. RB later called and said not to worry about Michael. He tried to fill in some of the gaps of memory like me showing 24yr.old girl my nipple piercings at the bar! Who the hell was I that night!! He said I was just crazy that night and that he ended up washing all his bedsheets and letting his mattress air dry.

He concluded our conversation by saying "Drunk sex is great. You were GREAT."

Yeah...I just wish I could remember more of it.

QuixoticGirl

Song of the Moment: Possum Kingdom - Toadies