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Squeeze Those Cheeks!

I've known my friend RP since we were 12. I think if I had to classify his personality he would be a Zen Bohemian. Spirtually wanderlustful to the spirtually lustful, organic weed, peyote trips, shopping at the salvation army, surfing and fishing every chance he gets to listen to the music of the ocean. I love this kid. RP doesn't have an enemy in the world. He's one of those people that wont ignore you at the supermarket even though he hasn't seen you since high school.

Well recently Coach moved in w/ him. I'm not sure if I've discussed Coach on my blog yet. But he is the guy whom i've been off and on involved with for about a year. He is the one that I will reluctantly admit on this here blog....that I want to marry him. I know putting that out into the universe is just a recipe for disaster, but that is how I feel. But this blog is not about my dislusional love for Coach.

Now both Coach and RP have their "after hours habit" that they indulge in everyday. This is something that I have excused them both for. I mean they both graduated from college with great GPAs and both have fantastic jobs. It's not like they are living with their parents, accomplishing nothing and smoking their life away. They have done more with their lives than most who have never touched the "medicinal herb".

Coach and I have been talking to each other almost everyday. If we are not on the phone, we text (by the way I have decided NOT to sleep with him for as long I as I can tolerate it. So far so good). So imagine my surprise when talking to a mutal friend CB (same friend who went with me to get my nipples pierced) that RP had been raided and arrested the morning before! He said that someone ratted him out to the police about all the weed being smoked there on a regular basis. I figured it was a neighbor who just got tired of all the partying. Cause seriously, who could RP piss off to the point of being turned in?

I thought of little RP at county with all those shady people. People who went in for assult or worse, and in walks in RP. Pretty white mexican boy all tiny but very lean and muscular (he looks FANTASTIC naked). THat boy is prime for being someone's jail bitch.

I immediately call Coach and ask why he hadn't told me even though we had just spoken. He said he wasn't sure whether RP wanted people to know about his arrest. Which I understood, I think had I been in that situation I would be hesitant on letting people know.

The next day Coach lets me know that RP is out. So I call RP. He didnt' sound all that hot. He said he was "Angry with all the world." He was upset that people had found out. I let him know Coach wasn't telling people. Then RP said "Well that's because it was his fucking fault!" WHAT?! Apparently when Coach moved in he brought along his "plant" and decided the best place to put it was outside for everyone to see. Police patrolling the area saw it and a raid ensued with the cops finding a little over a pound and then well....it was sing sing for RP.

I feel kinda bad admitting this but RP was better off going to jail than Coach. Had Coach been arrested on possesion he would have lost his job and never be allowed to teach again. RP will get this on his record, probably have to deal with probation but at least he can keep his job (he works with his family).

I would not be surprised if RP asks Coach to move out. I have no idea what this means for the boys. I felt so bad for RP that I went and bought him a bunch of stuff he needs like sunblock and candles so the house doesn't smell like skunk anymore.

I guess the party's over boys.