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I was driving today, running a few errands and whatnot.

I was merging onto the interstate, when the driver of a truck in the left hand lane did a double take while looking at me (it's a habit, I look at other drivers when I pass them or come up next to them). The double take seemed to be in a good way though.

So I got in the left hand lane behind him (mostly because the woman in the right hand lane was going *really* slow...60 in a 70 mph zone. Not cool.).....and then the truck got into the right hand lane, and slowed down a little so that I could pass him.

As I passed him up, I couldn't help but glance over and smile at him, and he smiled back.

When I was getting close to my exit, I got into the right hand lane. Shortly before my exit, he passed me in the left hand lane and blew me kisses. hahaha

:-) What a nice day.
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A joke for you:

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."



"CASE DISMISSED!!"
    Posted by Quiet_Dreamer on 2008-08-04 19:24:39 | Rating: | Views: 41
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Not a typical formula joke, but I like it:)
Posted by  brainstormer  on 2008-08-04 20:57:59 
  
I get them in email forwards. I thought it was cute.
Posted by  Quiet_Dreamer  on 2008-08-04 22:16:08 
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