Hello.

I'm only really starting this blog because I want to post my crazily odd stories on the net. It all started last night (6th Feb) when I was mind-crushingly bored. No one was on the forum, and my friends had work to do. I opened a word document, and started typing out a spontaneously random story.

I anticipate that I will be bored in future, many times in fact. Therefore you should see more stories appear on my page. I apologise for any huge variances in quality, but these are spur of the moment things, so you should expect the odd completely crap effort.

Your ass,

Steve