Little Jane asks her mum if she can take her dog Sally for a walk, her mum replies
“No sorry, Sally is in heat”
Jane asks her mum “What’s in heat mummy?”
Mum replies “Ummmmm can’t you see I’m busy right now, go and ask your father” Jane goes into the garage and her dad is working on the car and Jane asks
“Dad I want to take Sally for a walk but mummy says I cant because she’s on heat, what’s on heat daddy?”
Jane’s dad replies all flustered all embarrassed with his greasy hands and says “I can’t really explain right now as I’m covered in grease but bring Sally here.”
Jane does and dad gets a rag soaked in petrol and rubs it all over Sally’s back end.
½ hour later Jane is back without Sally, her dad asks her “Where’s Sally?”
Jane looking all forlorn says “It’s all right daddy, Sally ran out of petrol but another dog is pushing her home now!”
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