In Hyde Park in London there are 2 statues of a naked man and lady over looking foelornly at each other. One night an angel comes down from heaven and grants them a gift. The angel says to them
“For all your service to London and its people, bearing all the bitterly cold winters, all the sleet in autumn I will grant you this. For ½ an hour you shall become human of flesh and blood.” Instantly they become humans of flesh and blood. They look at each other giggling like children and she says to him
“Well do you want to” He says laughing “Hell yes!”
So they run off into the bushes and the leaves and branches they did rustle, and 15 minutes later they are back. The angel says to them
"You still have 15 more minutes". The two now humans look at each other giggling and he says “Do you want to do it again” She is now howling with laughter says
“Oh yeah, do you want to change positions this time?” He replies
“OK, this time you hold down the pigeon and I’ll shit on his head!”
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