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20- something random Steve facts:
I am a scatter-brain.
I cannot for the life of me multi-task, even a 69'er is hard work for me yet I always have multi-projects on the go hence never finish any of them.
I am a Bum.
I have no intention of a career as I lack the drive to make money, it doesn't intrest me enough. I would much rather someone give me £1200 a month to just stay out of their hair. Being a 'Bludgie' is my career of choice.
I am a dreamer.
Nothing wrong with that except none ever come to fruition. My ultimate lifestyle could be achived with a mere £60k plus the afore mentioned £1200 a month. Alas, not to be so.
I am addicted.
To life, I love it, I always manage to fuck it up in ways normal people would avoid with ease, yet I still manage to fuck it all up with even greater ease.
I love most things modern.
Technology is great, the fact that with the right softwear I can tune my car with a lap-top is brilliant, yet I still love the old traction engines for the exact opposite reason.
I used to be called knobhead.
The ability to fuck everything up and get fired from the best paid positions by opening my mouth astonishes people.
I read Science fiction like it is fact.
Ian M Banks culture is my ultimate society. Where is my Princess Leayer.
I like my own company
No one understands me the way I do. Hang on, I dont have a clue who I am .......... Ok forget that.
I love womens hair.
I believe that physical beauty on a woman comes from hair and or removal of said substance, heels and makeup ........I am also obsessed with womens shoes and dresses, I dont get the handbag bit though, that is just a utility item.
I am lazy.
I have taken the art of laziness to new and unexplored levels, its astonishing what one cannot achive if one really doesn't try.
I am most the disorganised person ever.
I would have serious trouble organising a piss up in a brewery yet I somehow always manage to get things done, if I must. This is a contradiction but then so am I.
I am opinionated.
My opinions are always right even when evidence has shown me to be wrong. It maybee wrong in this dimension but undoubtably the laws of physics are flawed in this one so that nullifies your facts.
I don't speak to my family.
My family refuse to speak to me also ...... Meh, whatever.
I have issues.
Big time. Always have, and always will. People think I'm wierd when they really get to know me ........ So I avoid that.
I am quick to make decisions
And I stand by them and when the ship goes down I make sure everyone else can get off. Except the ones I want to drag down with me.
I am a Vagabond.
I travel like a gypsie living in the places I travel too. I cant stand hanging around a bunch of aussies when traveling.
I love animals.
You cant beat a bacon & egg sandwich.
I am not afraid of getting what I want.
I just find it hard to get.
I am British / Australian.
I moved over to the UK 7 years ago. Now I am ready to move to another country once I get my Barge, Denmark looks good.
I love life.
"Knowing me, knowing you, uh haaaah, there is nothing we can do" - ABBA
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Posted by Phat on 2009-09-19 06:48:08 | Rating: | Views: 147
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