Ah, been getting the shivers, so thanks to Whiteknight, from which this was liberally punked.
Would you rather take a walk in the park or watch a movie with your boyfriend/ girlfriend?
Well, I've never had a 45 -minute long argument over which park to go to.
If you married the last person you texted what would your last name be?
Vodafone special offers department
Where did you sleep last night?
Hanging from the rafters
What are you excited for?
How can you tell from there?
Are you a jealous person?
I wanted to ask that!
What is the age difference between your parents?
Aquarius
What did you do today?
Sailed gracefully down the Avon in Stratford.
How many of your grandparents are still alive?
1.38 Don;t ask details, let it suffice to say I'm a regular purchaser of formaldehyde
What has been the best trip you've been on?
Magic markers
Name the song you're listening to?
Not sure. It's being massacred by a live performer in the pub, some 200 yards away and is only audible thanks to his ambitious PA system and an open window. I think it may be something by Deep Purple.
Chocolate or vanilla ice cream?
Well, if you can't tell, I'd stick to Sorbet
How many rings are on your fingers?
What am I, a tree?
Do you ever think about what your life COULD have been like?
Nope, staying on top of what it actually is is exhausting enough. And of the three major turning points in my life, the only one that would actually have resulted in a substantially different outcome was accepting the Crown of Albania after the fall of communism.
Do you currently want a tattoo or piercing?
Not in the slightest.
Ever gotten pulled over by a cop and then forced to sit on the curb?
No. We stood, eye to eye in utter silence for the best part of eight minutes.
What's your mood right now?
Curious
If you could live anywhere besides where you live now, where would it be?
My own private island
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
A chair that fits under my desk.
If you see a girl with big boobs do you automatically think shes a slut?
Heavens no. However, if on closer (discrete, of course) examination they appear to have that definite globular gravity-defiance of the artificially enhanced, I may allow myself the merest moment of regarding her as misguided.
When you and your friends are out and about do you usually get dirty looks?
Only when we stray into Capulet territory.
What color is your hair?
How would I know?
Have you ever kissed someone named Tyler?
Yes. But his band left town that night for their next tour date, so I was spared any awkwardness the next day.
Why did your parents name you your name?
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Are you someone who's an asshole because you're so honest?
No. I lie copiously to avoid socially awkward situations. Sorry Steve, my name wasn't really Lisa.
Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
We're back to the Tyler thing here aren't we.
Do you drink more apple or orange juice?
Less
When was the last time you cried? Why?
Today, after seeing that question come up in yet another quiz.
Who's the last person you talked to in person?
Isambard the Pelican, my non-corporeal companion
Would you ever donate blood?
No. It would be like handing over used deep-fryer oil to a soup kitchen.
What's on your mind?
The nefarious mind-spider
What are you doing tonight?
Blogging. Rock'n'Roll.
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
I've managed to accumulate friends Male, Female, Transgendered, Pre-Op, and with a variety of chromosomal disorders. All provide excellent advice on anything from outfits to financial planning
Has someone ever told you they want to be with you forever?
Yes. They reiterated that feeling in court (after sadly passing on professional advice) which helped me get the injunction.
Do you get distracted easily?
I have a laser-like focu...oh look, a butterfly.
Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
I think you'll find thats 'still close to'. Never seem to have a problem there.
Do you always care what you look like?
No need, I have others who have taken that responsibility on themselves. I am led to believe they do a solid job.
Want something badly?
How can you want something badly? Maybe get the specifications wrong - really want a Ferrari, but do it badly and get a brown one.
Do you regret anything you've done this year?
No! Regret would suggest that I made come kind of erroneous choice, and I'll not brook that.
Do you get easily embarrassed?
You've read this far, what do you think?
Do you know what it's like to be truly happy?
Happiness is for the crazy. Contentment is what the wise seek.
Have you ever cried your heart out?
That would require a series of exceptionally unlikely physiological alterations.
Do you believe in love?
No. Love is a fact, and herefore doesn't require belief, just careful maintenance.
Do you go tanning?
About once a year we head off to the vats, and come back stinking of acid and rendered fat but with fantastic new jackets and boots.
Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Hmm. On the presumption that stopping my intake of alcohol would quickly lead to my demise I think we'd have to mark that down as a qualified yes.
Who's bed were you on last other than your own?
Ironically, a Bed and Furniture store (after a new mattress)
Are you planning to go see a movie anytime soon?
No, too many unwatched DVDs lurking in the house.
The person you fell hardest for died today, how would you feel?
Panicked. She's the only one who knows where all the insurance details are.
Are you a dare devil?
I have the leather outfit, but my sonar powers are strictly limited.
You're single, why?
Because she has just read the comment about insurance.
It’s 2 in the morning and you get a call, who is it?
Someone heading for the Obituaries
Do you always answer your phone?
No, voice mail kicks in way too fast.
What do you think of girls/boys that play games with people's hearts?
Depends. If it's that Aztec version of basketball, I can understand the need for authenticity. If it's Scrabble, then I'd be a little put-off.
Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Only if they are a) exceptionally large or b) covered in oil. Or c) both.
Does anyone disgust you?
I tend to go in for staid British disappointment, as it gets a more substantial reaction.
Were you single over the summer?
What summer? Have you seen the weather?
What does the 3rd text message in your inbox say?
Wots 4 t?
Are you someone's best friend?
I have certain qualities
How long until your next birthday?
Nearly a whole year. Unless we're talking Buddhist karmic cycles in which case I think we're looking at somewhere around 2066, with good behaviour.
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