So, as to all you SCRUBS fans out there, I hope you saw the first episode of the last season on thursday, 8:30 PM central time. The episode had a lot of jokes, and really picks up at the last episode of season 6; where Elliot and JD are about to kiss. If anyone noticed, Zach Braff is really tan in the first episode.(Final season) A lot of truths come out, and a lot of crazy jokes, I give this episode an A+ for jumpstarting the last season, which will hopefully be their most successful. 
        
In this episode we find out that JD is probably going to be staying with Kim for the rest of his life, just because there is a kid involved. JD will probably never have strong feelings for Kim, as made clear in the ending narration by ZB. Elliot winds up dumping Keith, then sleeping with him, and finally dumping him. She realizes that she has to let Keith hate her for a while. Snoop Dogg resident finally becomes Snoop Dogg attending. There is a great part when everybody in the hospital watches Elliot break up with Keith in the parking lot, and after that JD turns his head, and says, awwww. Carla gets mad, but JD says, " what? snoop dogg attending finally told Jennifer how he feels. Jennifer is a tiny doctor, who has an attrocioius speaking voice, and Doctor Cox makes that painfully clear to her.

So, JD tells Turk that he sweats a lot and smells like eggs. Dr. Khelso thinks he's having a stroke because Turk is sweating, and he's standing right next to him. Turk is a diabetic, as many of you know. He gets to eat one candy per 6 months, and he finally has an eppifany (Crystalizing moment), just like everybody else, and realizes that he doesn't have to choose the candy bar, the candy bar could choose him. He presses the vending machine buttons and winds up getting Bit 'O honey, but he's still got bits 'o it in his teeth. Joe, a patient who is just so nice, is sick, they think he has lime disease, but nobody can find the tick bite. Here's where Dr. Beardface (pronounced BeardFacay) comes in. Turk wonders what's behind his beard, and doctor Cox figures out where the tick bite is. They shave Joe's head, and sure enough, there's a huge tick bite, right on his scalp.

The episode wraps up with the usual commentary/narration by ZB/JD. He realizes that Turk was right when he told him that he's with a girl who broke his heart, and he'll never have strong feelings for her, and the only reason he's sticking around is because there's a kid involved. Sad, huh? I really thought that JD and Kim were going to be a good couple, but since she told him she had a miscarriage, JD has never gotten over it. He may have forgiven her, but a heart  break is just too much. Well, I'll have more info about the next episode, it'll be posted Thursday or Friday night, thanks for reading, and please comment, I wanna know if my blogs are good!