The other day I made it to an island that supposedly had Cyclopses on and when we got there we saw plenty of resources like goats and cheese. My men and I checked it out and we feasted on it in a cave. We were enjoying ourselves until a giant one eyed cyclops walked in and rolled a boulder over the mouth of the cave. Oh man, I still have nightmares about it; this cyclops walked in and grabbed 2 of my men and he ate them, ripping them to shreds. So one day we fashoned this hot poker and when he was sleeping we poked his eye out, but to our dismay he found his way to the mouth of the cave and opened the mouth and just sat there waiting for us. So then we tied ourselves to the bottom of his rams' bellies and we sneaked out that way. When we were just leaving on our boat, I had to be so boastful to yell out, "He blindy, you missed us!" The cyclops heard us and he threw a rock at us and hit the side of our ship, so I decided it would be a good idea to hightail it, but I gained more stupidity and told him my name. Man I goofed on that one.