Ummm....I like taking long boat trips to dangerous places, drowsy naps on the beach, and taking Zeus' credit. What I don't like are drunken idiots, harlot maids, and dark caves with one eyes monsters in them (Oh man, that sounds really wrong!). I am tall and strong and have brown hair. I have a son named Telemachus and I have a beautiful wife named Penelope. I look forward to meeting you (as long as you aren't Trojan.)