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Another Saturday night chillin' on the couch drinking a bottle of wine by myself.....yeah.  Life is good..  So I stayed in tonight after going out and getting hammered last night.  The guy that quit on Thursday was at the funeral last night and then the bar after.  The mood was wierd inthe air so i went over to him and said, "head or gut?"...he was like, "what?".  I said, "head or gut?"....."head or gut, where do you want me to hit you?".......He chose gut so I punched him in the gut.  Then I said, "we're cool now".......and the mood was fine after that.  Although I did ask the bartender to make the worst tasting shot she could think of and give it to him for good luck on his new job.  He nearly puked on the bar.  I believe ti was 4 diferent kinds of whiskey plus tabasco.....mmmmmmmmmmmmm......

We were hung over most of the day today so we laid on the couches and chilled as usual.  I slow cooked a pork roast in the oven for 3.5 hours today and it was tender and juicy!!  mmmm ...slow cooking is the best hang over cure ever....why?  because even though you don't do shit you are "cooking" all day and being productive.  Also you can chow down a sweet meal toard teh end of hte day and the wine always takes the hangover jitters away.  And finally the apartment smells sweet all day!!!

Weeeeell, not much to report tonight so I guess I'll cut it off and head over to the porn sites and take care of business before I go to bed. 

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Posted by Nutshell on 2008-04-05 23:47:59 | Rating: | Views: 4038


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Posted by
missmarie
on 2008-04-06 07:22:03
 
i like the straight talking attitude, that is rare, well done honey xx
 
 

Posted by
ohjane
on 2008-04-07 22:40:05
 
hahah kool
 
 

Posted by
pinkcouch
on 2008-04-19 00:28:40
 
Thanks for stopping by my post. Have been reading yours... sober. Gonna come back and read them while stoned. Gonna be even better!
 
 

Posted by
Nutshell
on 2008-04-20 02:50:43
 
holy shitballs, people read this one...obviously it was the title...if you actually got this far, please leave a note to say hello!!
 
 


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