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 Straight Chillin'.............
"Straight Chillin' " is how I now describe my new life philosophy.  Let me tell you a little bit about straight chillin'.  I wake every morning and rub one out.  Then I take a short shower so I can be at work 5 minutes late instead of 7.  I leave early as many times as possible and I do just enough work well enough so that i don't get fired tomorrow...........  Then at home I do the least amount of work possible for my new wife to not leave me.  I don't walk the dog, feed the cats and barely leave the toilet seat down.  I've basically drifing through life and it's wonderful !!!  I like to call is "straight chillin' ".  Life doesn't get much better then that.

I drink when I want to, smoke when I feel the urge and do whatever else I feel like.  This is what life is all about.  My lawn looks like an overgrown field and my house has become a pig stye but I love life.......

that is all that really matters.........

that is all that really matters................   do I need to repeat myself? ........

I've seen work, I've seen stress and I've seen you judging the way I live my life and I laugh.  I laugh aloud at you. 

You could never understand what I have seen in the last 12 months and the work have done and the stresses I have taken.  So now I deserve and I desire to " straight chill "

where is it written that we have to be super successful and stressed?

where is it written that we cannot "straight chill ?"

Anyway, I'm............." straight chillin' " .

in case you didn't get the drift.

later.
    Posted by Nutshell on 2009-08-29 00:11:30 | Rating: | Views: 97
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lmao! wow... i envy you. im crackin up at the first few lines...
Posted by  hollowman  on 2009-08-29 00:15:28 
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