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Obviously none of this things  exist.

Apparently nobody really cares if you're dying or about to jump off a fucking cliff??????  My previous post wasone of the most powerful feelings i've ever had and nowl.....fuck it.

so DRUNK...is the work i think offvvvvvvvvv.   wo i went ot my friends funeral tongiht.....yeahhhhhhhhhh... then we went to  a bar and my fiance almost......almost made out with other chick we work with.....it wouldnt be the first time but is been a wihle!!!!!!!!  3 seconds is  awhile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Fucks.......we'rea ll fucks........


SO!!   i got all fucked up and........

....................................i'm burnin'................

...........

sometimes getting so fucked up is one of the best feeling ever.  I wll argue this point tonight because it it rarely argued.  I feel wonderful right now.  Yet......because i just smoke a bowl........it is against the law for what  I have done....i should go to jail or pay a fine........excuse me again?...who made these laws????  Who do you know that that that that that that that taht ahtt ttah thah that doen'st know somebody that has never ever know for the longest passage ever sentence that i'm a carrying on here and now and forever that i've been masterbating since i was 8 years old and we got into a big discussion over two topics tonight and 1. have you ever gone to the bathroom while at work and masterbated? big answer of the night amongs most new yorks was a wild and long winded.................YES!!!!!!

damn i love people tha ttelll the truth!!!!  number........i say NUMBER FUCKING TWO *2222222........TWO!!!!!!1

notice the 1 there.......who the fuck doesn't do that!!!!!!!1???????????

fduck wha twas number thwooooo

OHHH yeah babysexydoin'it tomy sexypeenileshafterbigguyloverfellowredsoxfan


............

dU'DE, i'm totaly blanking on number 2...............enyaisofuckinggoodthati'm soundingayandiamanaliceinchaisnfanF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!1systemofadown

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!  I just totaly wnet back and number 2 is have you ever driven down the highway for a long drive??.......?


If yes, please move forward

Then you must have masterbated while driving down the highway?!!  In Maine we call it Interstate Love..........from stp.

If you know what stp is then leave a comment, if not then elave one asking...fuckin a..yeeeeehhhhhhyoooooo.......pile at the end of scareface.......
    Posted by Nutshell on 2008-04-05 00:51:40 | Rating: | Views: 249
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haha...I love your drunken post. And what is stp?
Posted by  nakedtruth  on 2008-04-05 15:37:48 
  
What is up with ur fiancee about to kiss someone else the same day as your friends funeral? Alcohol aint the answer either...
Posted by  southernsun  on 2008-04-05 17:18:47 
  
stp is Stone Temple Pilots...my fiance was about to kiss another female so this is good...Don't judge me on alcohol Mr. southernsun...

Even though I don't remember writing that post.
Posted by  Nutshell  on 2008-04-05 23:27:25 
  
1 yes
2 yes

go me!
Posted by  LadiLucifer  on 2008-04-07 09:03:59 
  
yes on both counts...
Posted by  otherwoman  on 2008-04-19 23:37:45 
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