BLAND                      
I have been sitting at my desk working hard..........OK OK OK the truth is I was pretending to work. Its not that I don't love my job because I do. Have you ever had one of those days were you just feel so bland? Well, my friends, today is my day. My day to feel bland without any spice I wonder how long it will last for me. I always leave my office  door open just hear what the rest of the people are doing. I had to cut out early and would not be back until lunch.

HUNGRY

I ate lunch in the local mall observing the people as they went by.


PLUTONIAN MAN WATCHES

I noticed out the corner of my eye, this guy watching me eat. I mean literally mimicking every mechanical movement like he was programmed to imitate me. OK why is it I always attract  "the car is moving but there is no one behind the wheel " man?

DEFENSIVE MODE

He comes towards the table and me being Uncle Sam's property, casually reach for my purse sitting adjacent to me. My purse, inside there is  a piece that past all understanding,( nod your head if you are following me)rest comfortably within my lap. I am still eating and the food is very good. This Plutonian Man  stands a few feet away from me. He appears to be analyzing the reason why I have not acknowledge his presence.

PLUTONIAN MAN SPEAKS

He greets me but I never look up at him. I mean really why do I need to look at him directly. I can see him with my hears. I tell him whatever you are trying to sell me, I'm not buying so move around. He thinking now cause he is quiet.

PLUTONIAN MAN APOLOGIZES

Ma'am I am sorry that I have offended you but I was trying to get your attention to let you know that you are very beautiful. I still did not look up or changed my position. I never said another word.


MALL SECURITY


He is still standing there like he was waiting on an invitation to sit down or something. Mall Security came I guess supposedly to my rescue. Ma'am is he bothering you? No, he was just leaving. Plutonian Man left the courtyard to join his wife, who  was coming out the local jewelry. I sat there and made a comment to myself to never try to figure out what was his purpose of presenting himself like that to me.

Meeting Mommie

Thirty minutes later, my best friend Mommie shows up and I tell her what has just transpired a few moments ago. She laughs at the way I described what was going on through my eyes. Her reasoning for why he chose me to act like a  plutonian with was (drum roll please) I was showing him my emotional sheer thong. All I could really was laugh.

Well that's people hope you have enjoyed this just as I have enjoyed writing it...... 
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