Today I was not suppose to get up so early like I had to somewhere to go or do I oh well these days I have been operating on auto pilot some of my fellow belgians know what Im talking about LoL.......anywho since I was up I thought I might as well start my day right a little meditation and laughter then I can become Nubian: Solider Princess ( my driving force calls me that it's a long story). I was doing a little reading taking a moment  to see what's going on with everyone here. In the middle of reading, a funny memory popped in head and I just could not stop laughing. It was a sunny day at the beach, I was 14 at the time and I just knew that I was looking cute. I had my hair done and my fave beach outfit on........Baby, you couldn't tell me that I wasn't fly. Mommie was 3mths pregnant at the time and it was good to see her not looking so green. But-head, my younger sis, decided that she wanted to feed the seagulls. Step father was searching diligently to find bread crumbs or something to give to the birds. Mommie gave But-head the $.89 super size bag of what was suppose to be cheese puffs but turned out to be something else. I join in this exciting thing feeding the birds. Mommie just watched us at a distance or maybe she was physic. Step father was telling us not to tease the birds with the food. Against better judgement,THE   Thinkable happened we ran out of chips!!!! Big Mistake. The seagulls were getting antsy for they craved move cheap cheesy cheese cheek chips( try saying that three times...I dare you). We fed them the whole bag so there were none to give. We are standing there like sitting ducks ignorant to the fact that this simple minded birds are planning an attack to get their revenge! We're singing and dancing just because we can do that. I see something very strange out the corner of my eye, Mommie is walking very swiftly to car, gets in, looks up in the sky in awe. I turn around (in slow motion) and discover that I am under attack. At that moment, I forget about looking cute or anything else, I start to run and yell to my sis to run as well. Im running to the car and the birds have gotten their eye set on me as their target. I have made it  to the car. I beg and plead for Mommie to open the door but instead she laughed at me and pointed. That is so wrong and add more salt to the injury there was a guy with a video camera filming  waving  and laughing. Ok can I just die now please!!!!! The birds make make contact with their target. Yeah, you guess it! The birds decide to defaecate on my hair. Graciously Mommie decides to let me in, hands me  towel  and continues to laugh. But-head still oblivious as to what is going and against the advice of Step father she decided to look up anyway. Her face was full of bird void. It was a good thing that she had on sun glasses. D'uh it's too late to start running now, girl.She made to the car and began wiping off her sun glasses. The whole time  Mommie was having herself a field with our demise.Step father was laughing as he entered into the car. But wait, it was not over,the brids continued to bomb the car until we could not see out of the windshield. Stepfather got  the of the car with a bucket and toilet paper, Mommie stopped laughing and sat in disbelief. Stepfather went to the shore to get water and used the toilet paper to wipe off the windshield. Mommie yelled out don't use all the toilet paper, ya  know us girls have to sit down. We're not shake and goers OK. It was official that in my eyes, at that time, I was going to die of embarrassment. To everyone's surprise, the sea water really did work  and you really could not tell what happened moments earlier. On our way back home, Step father asked Now what did we learn today ,my littie naive princesses? There was a moment a silence. Mommie and Step father  both chimed in together Don't look up or feed the birds! Then they both continued to laugh hysterically. O, the shame ! O, the horror!                    

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