Reasons why I hate this bitch (yes that’s horrible and I don’t care!)
1. Because when she came down from Alex’s bedroom this morning she said “Who’s Next *wink*” …. *shudder*
2. Over exposure to UV light from tanning beds. Seriously her skin looks like leather…
3. -.- She thinks Australia and New Zealand are the same place…
4. She calls me NATTERS! -.- my names Nat not Natters…and no Natters is not a cute name…
5. She thought California was on the East Coast
6. She has no clue where Toronto is….
7. She actually believed me when I told her squirrels were going extinct.
8. She makes fun of people who are unattractive.
9. Her voice is completely fake and squeaky and last night she said “like” 20 times before actually getting to the point.
10. I decided to be an ass and ask her when the war of 1812 was…she said 1930…..
11. She likes Britney Spears…normally that wouldn’t have any effect on me…like who you like…but with her…its just one more reason not to like her.
12. When talking about the United States she referred to us as the 52 states. Then included Alaska and Hawaii to make 54 states…seriously people I wish I was kidding you…
13. -.- she also thought the stars on the flag represented all of the former presidents…
14. She actually said our government was communistic
15. She said…and I quote…. “Pretty girls like me don’t have to work for a living”
16. She walks on the balls of her feet with a little hop between each step…it actually looks like she’s bouncing rather than walking….
17. SHE WHINES! Worse than anyone I have ever met in my entire life….
18. She touches me all the time, even though I’ve repeatedly told her not to do so.
19. -.- she calls Alex’s Cock a Donkey Dong. LMAO!
20. She called German… “Tongues”…
21. She’s excited that Alex her “boyfriend” had a Baby girl yesterday, premature.
22. Her idea of a boyfriend is how alex treats her and alex pretty much just sleeps with her and makes fun of her….>.> Not nice but *shrug* she apparently doesn’t know any different.
23. She said and again I quote “George Bush wasn’t that bad of a president I don’t get why everyone gives him so much crap.”
24. Because she kidnapped my hoodie -.- only special ladies get to wear my hoodie.
25. Because she uses racist words like “Chink, Jap, Beaner and Nigger” and every time she says anything like that I want to punch her in the face…so instead I call her white trash.
26. She thinks Minneapolis is bigger than Chicago…her exact words when I told her I was raised in Chicago were - “why would you want to live in a smaller city than Minneapolis”
27. Sometimes she talks in abbreviations…like instead of saying Oh My God or Fuck My Life….she says….f.m.l…or o.m.g….or and I quote “l.o.l…that was funny.”
28. instead of saying I need to pee or I need to use the ladies room she says “hold on while I widdle”
29. She doesn’t believe that dinosaur’s existed.
30. She actually thought the term “Illegal Aliens” was about…Aliens…
I have all the reason in the world to continue with this list….just not the time…its already irritating me.
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