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 Eulogy for a squirrel
 It rained on Halloween, torrentially all night long, after holding off just long enough for the kids to gather their goodies. The clocks had to be set back so you felt like you'd slept far too long on All Hallow's Day. It was a dreary rainy day with no promise of letting up, so I think I'll make some soup and settle in for an uneventful day.

Stepping out for the paper I notice a squirrel sitting in the yard, near my well cap. Squirrels don't sit out in the rain so this was not a good omen of the squirrel's robust health. The best that I can figure is the poor beasts' elan (thanks for the word Steve, I wouldn't have thought it if you hadn't used it) failed him on a slippery branch and he took a dive into our well cap breaking God knows what.

Being the eternal optimist I decide he might survive since I don't know the extent of his injuries (I'm not very well off so the vet wasn't an option). I gathered him up he jumped a little bit which gave me hope that he had only injured a leg and put him in a box with some almonds, coconut and milk in a saucer. lined with an old curtain and moved him out of the weather, I couldn't take him inside because he's a wild animal and among the most likely to carry rabies in VA. Well he didn't make it and I left him in the woods for scavengers, no reason they should be cheated out of a meal after all.

The funny thing about this is if he weren't injured I'd have considered the various ways I could have made him tasty but his injury elicited every bit of care I'd have taken when cooking him, expended in making him comfortable.

I don't as some are likely to suggest see this as a contradiction in my nature but, rather a very good example of how circumstance can radically change the ethics which should be brought to bear.
    Posted by Munkyman on 2009-11-02 16:37:59 | Rating: | Views: 47
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whew! thought from your title George Bush died..
Posted by  pastormike  on 2009-11-02 19:46:08 
  
nope sorry to scare you it was literal.
Posted by  Munkyman  on 2009-11-02 21:13:09 
  
I'm sorry, but you made me laugh out loud with this comment!
Posted by  suxanadu  on 2009-11-03 07:15:51 
  
I had forgotten they called Sr. the "Flying Squirrel" over his sky diving.
Posted by  Munkyman  on 2009-11-03 12:27:34 
  
so sweet - it's hard to be a good person and do these things -
pity though he passed on - as long as you didn't get bitten no one
likes a rabid monkey :)

Thanks for helping the squirrel Munky!

Posted by  Acinerov  on 2009-11-03 01:03:08 
  
that's the thing it's so very not me. Under other circumstances he'd have been menuable, or even road kill without a second thought but, I had the time it being a rainy day and the resources being the type of pack rat that keeps old curtains just in case I need a drop cloth & a cook with a well stocked pantry including nuts so it seemed the right thing to do, all things considered, to offer comfort. I'm just not that guy very often because... life doesn't slow down, like a rainy Sunday, very often is what I hope is the truth of it.
Posted by  Munkyman  on 2009-11-03 01:32:51 
  
and he looked so pitiful shivering in the rain that you would have had to be made of stone not to feel sorry for him as he tried to hide his head from the cold tucking into a little ball. Hell had he gotten into my chimney I'd have burned him out without the slightest pang but, injured, cold & wet changes it all.
Posted by  Munkyman  on 2009-11-03 01:40:04 
  
Thing is they all have feelings, all the time, just like you or I.
Posted by  stevehayes13  on 2009-11-03 03:16:10 
  
yep but in our haste it's so easy to forget.
Posted by  Munkyman  on 2009-11-03 03:38:32 
  
What do squirrels taste like?
Posted by  desinq  on 2009-11-03 03:36:06 
  
like a cross between frog's legs and rabbit so a bit like dark meat chicken.
Posted by  Munkyman  on 2009-11-03 03:39:16 
  
Yum
Posted by  desinq  on 2009-11-03 03:46:06 
  
Very and with the right seasons you can make a gravy just about identical to sausage gravy. But, we never eat injured animals because the meat can be tainted.
Posted by  Munkyman  on 2009-11-03 12:29:05 
  
Munky,

I remember a friend from Tennesee, who used to tell me about "Squirrel Bisquits and Gravy" andd that it was like a treat for his mother to make it for the kids. He said it was his favorite meal!

Never ate them myself, but wouldn't be opposed to trying a bite.

That last paragraph really made this entire post, with its riveting truth, it makes me take a look at my "hardline" approach to things. I have been told more than once that I perceive things to be too "black and white".

- Thom

Posted by  Hugh_Pizmehoff  on 2009-11-04 09:36:20 
  
Glad to give you a pleasant flashback. Game animals are an ancient delicacy often reserved for the nobility as such some of the finest recipes ever crafted are for animals many wouldn't dare eat these days. That black & white approach to me appears to to be a defense mechanism for modern survival when 20 things a minute vying for our attention distracts us daily.
Posted by  Munkyman  on 2009-11-04 11:07:04 
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